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what on earth is going on there? Is there a 1950's revival thing going on?

Are you sure that's the real Kirstie and not a replica from Tussauds?

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Has she lost weight and had plastic surgury? (boobs seem to have shrunk aswell)

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what on earth is going on there? Is there a 1950's revival thing going on?

Are you sure that's the real Kirstie and not a replica from Tussauds?

loc_kandp_md.jpg

Have you considered the scarey thought that people might be making money as lookalikes? :ph34r:

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"If our property presenting career's really going down the tubes we could try auditioning for the new "Gold Blend" series . . . ."

B)

...great Idea....here's a little transcript.

knock knock:

KIRSTY:Hi,I've just moved in next door and I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar

PHIL:of course,come in,would you like some coffee?

KIRSTY:oh how lovely,yes please

PHIL:NO!!!!...NO,DON'T TAKE THE WHOLE JAR YOU STUPID COW....I meant would you like a cup of coffee?

KIRSTY:(bursting into tears)....OH YES,YES...

PHIL:What's wrong,you're obviously upset,what's happened?

KIRSTY:well since I moved in I'm hopelessly in arrears,my property career is in ruins and I can't even get a job at tesco's because the women there all want to beat me up.

KIRSTY.....AND I'VE JUST BEEN DUMPED!!!!

PHIL:dumped?

KIRSTY:BY CHANNEL 4(SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY)

PHIL:so you need to borrow money then?

KIRSTY:yeah!

PHIL:I CAN HELP YOU,I can get you some work.

KIRSTY:REALLY???????

PHIL:YEAH,I have a few clients in London who have a thing for ugly fat birds and they pay me top dollar to arrange "intimate" meetings,if you catch my drift.

......I'll shut up now,but you get the idea!!

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  • 335 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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