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From an old Sergeant-Major instructor on some course or other:

"I couldn't read your answers Smith, your writing is like a mad woman's shits."

Also, my father describing an unpleasant bowel disorder one of the dogs had:

"**** like a tar sprayer nozzle."

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Ok, maybe it was a crap thread idea. Monkey Tennis anyone?

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"I'm not saying she's a slag, but she's been rogered more times than a police walkie-talkie"

:lol:

Well there you go.

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  • 145 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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