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Frank Hovis

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Good gawd, there's some Olympic-grade-nauseous-inspiring wastes's of skin depicted within this thread. Having scanned it I feel much as I did as a callow pre-teen on a visit to Tussaud's chamber of horrors.

Here's a newish-comer, sure to surge up the rankings now the salary WE pay her has been inflated 800% (in a time of public sector restraint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

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Bleakley: £800,000 pa for a bit of 'ol sofa chat

Add in her wag-hagging and suddenly, women will increasingly find her figure rather annoyingly perfect, men her chirpiness the sign of a vacuous mind (she dropped out of uni).

Even that back stop of popularity, her Irish lilt, is starting to grate ("why can't this b**** say "now" FFS!").

"Bed head hair" - a euphemism for "unwashed skank post coitus"?

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Ye Gods! What is that? It's like some kind of horrible alien mutoid coming to destroy us all!

Noooooo!

<Covers faces with arms>

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Ye Gods! What is that? It's like some kind of horrible alien mutoid coming to destroy us all!

Noooooo!

<Covers faces with arms>

Oh hold on, it's Sarah Jessica Parker.

An attempt to cross breed homo-sapiens with 'My Little Pony'; seems to have gone terribly awry.

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Ye Gods! What is that? It's like some kind of horrible alien mutoid coming to destroy us all!

Noooooo!

<Covers faces with arms>

Fear ye not, young Skinty. It is but an actress from the popular american televisual series "Desperate Sex ,Shopping, Materialism, Menapause, and Bare-Chested Pool Cleaners in the City" or DSSMMBCCC as the fans call it.

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Fear ye not, young Skinty. It is but an actress from the popular american televisual series "Desperate Sex ,Shopping, Materialism, Menapause, and Bare-Chested Pool Cleaners in the City" or DSSMMBCCC as the fans call it.

Are you sure you remebered that one right? Wasn't there something else in the title like : "... and deceptively comforting to women who have more money than youth and believe the power of a man's climax is exponentially related to the number of pairs of manolo blahnik's under the bed ... in the city."

... although I could never quite make that fit the acronym.

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... and sporting a pair of knee-trembler-slacks:

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Don't know why she didn't just go the whole hog and wear chaps ....

Someone explain those trousers to me.

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Someone explain those trousers to me.

From littlewoods catalogue.

"With a quick release, button down, rectangular viewing flap, these light grey, boot-cut, hipster cotton slacks are perfect for the exibitionalist fanny flashers out there to whip out their womanhood when the opportunity arises. S/M & L viewing flaps available depending on your pubic arrangements."

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My first thought when I saw the title of this thread.

But, there are others, plenty of others.

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My first thought when I saw the title of this thread.

But, there are others, plenty of others.

But Bone-o (apparently loves it when you pronounce it like that) is such an ar$e.

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Madonna.

Sanctimonious, necrotic old bint.

Animated beef jerky who thinks the rules don't apply to her regarding adoption and pathologically cannot desist flashing her well-worn gwatch to a largely horrified public.

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But Bone-o (apparently loves it when you pronounce it like that) is such an ar$e.

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Yes Boner, what a smug **** of a man. I would personally like to pummel that smug grin of his face.

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I'm still Jenny from the block, used to have a little now I have a lot????? Feck off Jenny... Still would though :ph34r:

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Another prize tool. I would seriously consider doing a two stretch for this twit and the **** banditry that would be associated with it.

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Madonna.

Sanctimonious, necrotic old bint.

Animated beef jerky who thinks the rules don't apply to her regarding adoption and pathologically cannot desist flashing her well-worn gwatch to a largely horrified public.

If I were a rich man, I'd hire you to amuse me.

Edited for grammar FFS, end of the week.

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I'm still Jenny from the block, used to have a little now I have a lot????? Feck off Jenny... Still would though :ph34r:

Doesn't she get let off for being, well, magnificent?

I don't listen to her crap music and stupid lyrics, just turn down the volume and watch the vid!

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It's quite odd, but apart from one that I haven't heard of, I agree with every single 'sleb' mentioned in this thread.

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It's quite odd, but apart from one that I haven't heard of, I agree with every single 'sleb' mentioned in this thread.

Honourable exception for Mitchell and Webb. But every last other one.

Though I feel that Russell Brand does not belong on a thread of annoying celebs. Annoying is such an inadequate word for that dreadful tit.

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Yes Boner, what a smug **** of a man. I would personally like to pummel that smug grin of his face.

Can I have a go afterwards ?

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Here`s another one.......

Craaaaaaaaaig David !

He loves himself nearly as much as I hate him.

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