Cicero Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Good gawd, there's some Olympic-grade-nauseous-inspiring wastes's of skin depicted within this thread. Having scanned it I feel much as I did as a callow pre-teen on a visit to Tussaud's chamber of horrors. Here's a newish-comer, sure to surge up the rankings now the salary WE pay her has been inflated 800% (in a time of public sector restraint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Bleakley: £800,000 pa for a bit of 'ol sofa chat Add in her wag-hagging and suddenly, women will increasingly find her figure rather annoyingly perfect, men her chirpiness the sign of a vacuous mind (she dropped out of uni). Even that back stop of popularity, her Irish lilt, is starting to grate ("why can't this b**** say "now" FFS!"). "Bed head hair" - a euphemism for "unwashed skank post coitus"? http://www.dailymail...nk-Lampard.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Ye Gods! What is that? It's like some kind of horrible alien mutoid coming to destroy us all! Noooooo! <Covers faces with arms> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Ye Gods! What is that? It's like some kind of horrible alien mutoid coming to destroy us all! Noooooo! <Covers faces with arms> Oh hold on, it's Sarah Jessica Parker. An attempt to cross breed homo-sapiens with 'My Little Pony'; seems to have gone terribly awry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 "Bed head hair" - a euphemism for "unwashed skank post coitus"? http://www.dailymail...nk-Lampard.html ... and sporting a pair of knee-trembler-slacks: Don't know why she didn't just go the whole hog and wear chaps .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Ye Gods! What is that? It's like some kind of horrible alien mutoid coming to destroy us all! Noooooo! <Covers faces with arms> Fear ye not, young Skinty. It is but an actress from the popular american televisual series "Desperate Sex ,Shopping, Materialism, Menapause, and Bare-Chested Pool Cleaners in the City" or DSSMMBCCC as the fans call it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Fear ye not, young Skinty. It is but an actress from the popular american televisual series "Desperate Sex ,Shopping, Materialism, Menapause, and Bare-Chested Pool Cleaners in the City" or DSSMMBCCC as the fans call it. Are you sure you remebered that one right? Wasn't there something else in the title like : "... and deceptively comforting to women who have more money than youth and believe the power of a man's climax is exponentially related to the number of pairs of manolo blahnik's under the bed ... in the city." ... although I could never quite make that fit the acronym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustYield Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 ... and sporting a pair of knee-trembler-slacks: Don't know why she didn't just go the whole hog and wear chaps .... Someone explain those trousers to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Someone explain those trousers to me. From littlewoods catalogue. "With a quick release, button down, rectangular viewing flap, these light grey, boot-cut, hipster cotton slacks are perfect for the exibitionalist fanny flashers out there to whip out their womanhood when the opportunity arises. S/M & L viewing flaps available depending on your pubic arrangements." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingding Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Someone explain those trousers to me. Are they back to front? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sledgehead Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Are they back to front? Yeah, but she's hoping Frank won't notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 My first thought when I saw the title of this thread. But, there are others, plenty of others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HXO Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 My first thought when I saw the title of this thread. But, there are others, plenty of others. But Bone-o (apparently loves it when you pronounce it like that) is such an ar$e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingding Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Madonna. Sanctimonious, necrotic old bint. Animated beef jerky who thinks the rules don't apply to her regarding adoption and pathologically cannot desist flashing her well-worn gwatch to a largely horrified public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 But Bone-o (apparently loves it when you pronounce it like that) is such an ar$e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Yes Boner, what a smug **** of a man. I would personally like to pummel that smug grin of his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I'm still Jenny from the block, used to have a little now I have a lot????? Feck off Jenny... Still would though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Another prize tool. I would seriously consider doing a two stretch for this twit and the **** banditry that would be associated with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 = Simples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Madonna. Sanctimonious, necrotic old bint. Animated beef jerky who thinks the rules don't apply to her regarding adoption and pathologically cannot desist flashing her well-worn gwatch to a largely horrified public. If I were a rich man, I'd hire you to amuse me. Edited for grammar FFS, end of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 I'm still Jenny from the block, used to have a little now I have a lot????? Feck off Jenny... Still would though Doesn't she get let off for being, well, magnificent? I don't listen to her crap music and stupid lyrics, just turn down the volume and watch the vid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptherebels Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 It's quite odd, but apart from one that I haven't heard of, I agree with every single 'sleb' mentioned in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted May 28, 2010 Author Share Posted May 28, 2010 It's quite odd, but apart from one that I haven't heard of, I agree with every single 'sleb' mentioned in this thread. Honourable exception for Mitchell and Webb. But every last other one. Though I feel that Russell Brand does not belong on a thread of annoying celebs. Annoying is such an inadequate word for that dreadful tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Yes Boner, what a smug **** of a man. I would personally like to pummel that smug grin of his face. Can I have a go afterwards ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Here`s another one....... Craaaaaaaaaig David ! He loves himself nearly as much as I hate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Miyagi Posted May 28, 2010 Share Posted May 28, 2010 Can I have a go afterwards ? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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