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David Blaine

Olympic grade bell-end.

Lenny "is it 'cos I is rich, black and unfunny?" Henry.

Gillain McKeith...Hideous jobbie savouring walking swastika.

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David Blaine

Olympic grade bell-end.

Lenny "is it 'cos I is rich, black and unfunny?" Henry.

Gillain McKeith...Hideous jobbie savouring walking swastika.

You mean "Doctor" Gillian McKeith?

Charlatan, horrible woman - actually quite evil. Link

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Amanda Holden, Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan or more aptly described on here a few weeks back as Piers Morgan - celebrity c0ck polisher.

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Gillain McKeith...Hideous jobbie savouring walking swastika.

I looked her up in Who's Who and that description is exactly what it says.

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I looked her up in Who's Who and that description is exactly what it says.

She was told legally to stop working under then name Dr.Mckeith as it was found that she had absolutely no qualifications at all to be a doctor of anything.

She had self appointed herself.

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Dr.Fury MBE, Phd.

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She was told legally to stop working under then name Dr.Mckeith as it was found that she had absolutely no qualifications at all to be a doctor of anything.

She had self appointed herself.

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Dr.Fury MBE, Phd.

I know quite incredible how she managed to keep out of the nick.

Sincerely

Prof. (emeritus) Ding. MBE, PHD, OBE, Dip (shit)

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I know quite incredible how she managed to keep out of the nick.

Sincerely

Prof. (emeritus) Ding. MBE, PHD, OBE, Dip (shit)

It's good to see that she seems to have been banished from our screens now.

How has Dj Dr.Fox managed to get away with it for so long? Impersonating a medical official carries a custodial sentence. At worst, like Fletch, you'll end up with a fist up your sr5e.

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Fecking disgrace.

Field Marshall Xavier Quork (Retd) VC, MC, DFC, MM, OBE, GSM(NI)

14th Avon and Somerset Mountineering Rifles Of Foot

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Good gawd, there's some Olympic-grade-nauseous-inspiring wastes's of skin depicted within this thread. Having scanned it I feel much as I did as a callow pre-teen on a visit to Tussaud's chamber of horrors.

Here's a newish-comer, sure to surge up the rankings now the salary WE pay her has been inflated 800% (in a time of public sector restraint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

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Bleakley: £800,000 pa for a bit of 'ol sofa chat

Add in her wag-hagging and suddenly, women will increasingly find her figure rather annoyingly perfect, men her chirpiness the sign of a vacuous mind (she dropped out of uni).

Even that back stop of popularity, her Irish lilt, is starting to grate ("why can't this b**** say "now" FFS!").

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This ****.

Not as directly irritating as some celebs and he can be mildly amusing - but it's the cult that grew up around him as if he saved British entertainment - and his obvious self belief that he is 'special'.

All he does is act a little bit strange and quite camp ..... oh and hang around with a fat, genuinely funny, bloke.

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This ****.

Not as directly irritating as some celebs and he can be mildly amusing - but it's the cult that grew up around him as if he saved British entertainment - and his obvious self belief that he is 'special'.

All he does is act a little bit strange and quite camp ..... oh and hang around with a fat, genuinely funny, bloke.

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Oh God yes, I'm amazed at the mileage this twerp has got. He doesn't even pretend not to be a completly obnoxious **** when he's interviewed.

More importantly he's not funny.

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No need to keep posting the same old pic of SJP.

I tried to super-impose a picture of a horse onto her face but alas, my photoshop must be broken.

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I note that many of these "celebs" started life on the Beeb. Maybe that is what is so infuriating about them.

For instance, is it just me, or had nobody else heard of Bleakley b4 her appearance on "The One Show?" And who cared about Adrian Chiles , sat as he was in obscurity on "Business Daily" for 15 years, before he rose to celebdom on "The One Show" ? When will the idiots that award these "celebs" huge pay packets realise that A BROADCASTER LIKE THE BBC HAS THE POWER TO PRINT CELEBRITIES AT WILL ?

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Chiles : went nowhere for 15 years on "Business Daily", a programme now being axed. Two mins on t"TheOne Show" and he's a "mega-celeb"

Q: is it his talent or the show that made him?

So Chiles left. So what? So did Des Lynam. Enter Gary Linaker. Hey presto, Gary gets popular and builds a nice little second career off the back of his taxpayer-paid for celebdom. Now that f***er thinks he's so popular he can ditch his missus w/o harming his good-guy image.

Now they are worried about Bleakley leaving. So f***ing what! My advice to TV execs before you let the monsters you create strong arm you : GET ON YOUTUBE FOR FIVE MINS AND BROWSE A FEW CHANNELS OF WANNABE CELEBS. THERE ARE LITERALLY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD DO BLEAKLEY'S JOB JUST AS "CHARISMATICALLY" FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, JUST TO RAISE THEIR PROFILE HIGH ENOUGH TO GET AWARDED AN ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN CONTRACT. STOP WASTING OUR MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good gawd, there's some Olympic-grade-nauseous-inspiring wastes's of skin depicted within this thread. Having scanned it I feel much as I did as a callow pre-teen on a visit to Tussaud's chamber of horrors.

Here's a newish-comer, sure to surge up the rankings now the salary WE pay her has been inflated 800% (in a time of public sector restraint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

christine%20bleakley.jpg

Bleakley: £800,000 pa for a bit of 'ol sofa chat

Add in her wag-hagging and suddenly, women will increasingly find her figure rather annoyingly perfect, men her chirpiness the sign of a vacuous mind (she dropped out of uni).

Even that back stop of popularity, her Irish lilt, is starting to grate ("why can't this b**** say "now" FFS!").

Stupid post.

The point that is never addressed in this situation is that:

a.) No sane person would refuse to acknowledge the fact that at the moment the country lives and dies by its ability to have reasonably attractive, overtly 'ditzy', 'regional', women on television who can chit-chat with minor celebrities and read things on a screen.

b.) Britain has a severe shortage of reasonably attractive, overtly 'ditzy', 'regional', women on television who can chit-chat with minor celebrities and read things on a screen.

Is £800,000 really that much in that context? What alternative do we have?

So, nice rant, but why do you hate this country?

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James Corden.

(Oh, and Phil Tuffnel.)

SHIT YES!!!

I lived overseas until quite recently, when I came back every time I turned on the TV there was a very fat bloke on either doing something you would generally expect non-fatties to be doing...... or just....... well, being fat.

It was quite funny....... ONCE

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Celeb? Singular? You're having a giraffe.

Make that most TV chefs,

Anyone who has presented T4 on channel 4,

Anyone a celeb as a result of a doculife/reality TV show,

PJ & duncan, sorry, Ant & Dec, actually make that any TV double act still alive, Krusty and Phil, Aggie and Kim, the Scottish "alternative" lifestyle interior designers (Justin and someone?), Lucas and Walliams, Dr. Who and token helper beard, Horne and Corden, Mitchell and Webb, etc

Any celeb with a TV show (reality or otherwise) focused on them, you know the Osbournes family thing, Hilton and Richtea doing simpleton stuff badly, Hannah MF-tana

"Talent Show" celebs involved in one of those ego massaging "I am God, listen to me shows" - not just singing and dancing, its a wide spectrum from the Simon Cowells of this world to business 'gurus' like Jo Malone giving thier 'valuable time' to pluck people with dubiously commercial pet projects all in the name of going "Look at me I'm great",

Celebs famous for being famous but having no discernable talents

Hangers on to Celeb mates, yes I mean you Charlie 'Bore'-man!

Celebs who do the charity thing and break down on camera hiding a tear behind their Chanel shades, see Bono

Celebs exploiting those not in a postion to say no, that's you Madge and Jolie.

Anyone who forgets what made them Celebs in the first place, typically I'm thinking sportsmen who become rubbish after doing the Celeb thing.

Anyone who flogs the promo horse for all its worth when they have some money-making scheme on the go whether it be a book, a show, a TV prog, album, film etc. breakfast TV, daytime TV, light entertainment TV, chatshows, Radio interviews etc. Just F-off and die like the other 51 weeks a year when we don't hear a peep from you.

Millionaires promoting high street products, beauty, clothing, supermarkets etc, al I can says is "As ****ing if"

Celebs flogging the merchandise horse, books you didn't write, perfumes you didn't formulate, clothes you didn't design, money you're happy to bank

Slebs who give politcal endorsement

Slebs who've been under the 'vanity' knife

Slebs associated in any way, whatsoever, with any form of diet or lifestyle promotion

The whole tortured genius thing like Pete Doherty

How am I doing?

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Celeb? Singular? You're having a giraffe.

Make that most TV chefs,

Anyone who has presented T4 on channel 4,

Anyone a celeb as a result of a doculife/reality TV show,

PJ & duncan, sorry, Ant & Dec, actually make that any TV double act still alive, Krusty and Phil, Aggie and Kim, the Scottish "alternative" lifestyle interior designers (Justin and someone?), Lucas and Walliams, Dr. Who and token helper beard, Horne and Corden, Mitchell and Webb, etc

Any celeb with a TV show (reality or otherwise) focused on them, you know the Osbournes family thing, Hilton and Richtea doing simpleton stuff badly, Hannah MF-tana

"Talent Show" celebs involved in one of those ego massaging "I am God, listen to me shows" - not just singing and dancing, its a wide spectrum from the Simon Cowells of this world to business 'gurus' like Jo Malone giving thier 'valuable time' to pluck people with dubiously commercial pet projects all in the name of going "Look at me I'm great",

Celebs famous for being famous but having no discernable talents

Hangers on to Celeb mates, yes I mean you Charlie 'Bore'-man!

Celebs who do the charity thing and break down on camera hiding a tear behind their Chanel shades, see Bono

Celebs exploiting those not in a postion to say no, that's you Madge and Jolie.

Anyone who forgets what made them Celebs in the first place, typically I'm thinking sportsmen who become rubbish after doing the Celeb thing.

Anyone who flogs the promo horse for all its worth when they have some money-making scheme on the go whether it be a book, a show, a TV prog, album, film etc. breakfast TV, daytime TV, light entertainment TV, chatshows, Radio interviews etc. Just F-off and die like the other 51 weeks a year when we don't hear a peep from you.

Millionaires promoting high street products, beauty, clothing, supermarkets etc, al I can says is "As ****ing if"

Celebs flogging the merchandise horse, books you didn't write, perfumes you didn't formulate, clothes you didn't design, money you're happy to bank

Slebs who give politcal endorsement

Slebs who've been under the 'vanity' knife

Slebs associated in any way, whatsoever, with any form of diet or lifestyle promotion

The whole tortured genius thing like Pete Doherty

How am I doing?

Very good but I would take exception to your inclusion of Mitchell & Webb.

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Very good but I would take exception to your inclusion of Mitchell & Webb.

I think they're funny too but sometimes, well its mostly Mitchell trying to be the clever one but when he's Slebbin' on the TV, he's really quite annoying.

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I feel sorry for Jeremy Paxman's wife.

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She was told legally to stop working under then name Dr.Mckeith as it was found that she had absolutely no qualifications at all to be a doctor of anything.

She had self appointed herself.

Regards

Dr.Fury MBE, Phd.

you hardly need a doctorate to know biscuits and chip based diets are unhealthy and fruit/vegetable based diets are healthy anyway

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First let me preface this with an apology if you were in fact being sarcastic (which I sincerely hope you were).

Stupid post.

In your opinion.

The point that is never addressed in this situation is that:

a.) No sane person would refuse to acknowledge the fact that at the moment the country lives and dies by its ability to have reasonably attractive, overtly 'ditzy', 'regional', women on television who can chit-chat with minor celebrities and read things on a screen.

Prove it. In what way are these people essential to the country?

b.) Britain has a severe shortage of reasonably attractive, overtly 'ditzy', 'regional', women on television who can chit-chat with minor celebrities and read things on a screen.

Wrong. Get on youtube. Watch x-factor. Get out more.

Is £800,000 really that much in that context?

In the context that they are everywhere and £800,000 is 5 times what the PM earns? I should coco m8!

What alternative do we have?

X-factor rejects, How-do-you-solve-aproblem-like-Maria rejects, Over-the rainbow-rejects, apprentice rejects, regional news presenters held back by prima-donna oldies, total-wipeout rejects, popstars, Youtube channel wannabes, drama students, big-brother rejects, local highstreet - must I go on? Why not check out threads about "hot regional weathergirls". Failing that try watching a few sales channels, roulette channels or even porn channels. There are literally millions of girls so desperate for fame and fortune they will do anything, and guess what: they are all chipper, all pretty (enough - just look at pics of any hollywood hottie with and without makeup - you'll get the idea) and all personable. Frankly, you are so outy of touch I'm beginning to think you are either a high-court judge or on the BBC board of governors.

So, nice rant, but why do you hate this country?

Because it's full of twats like you?

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