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Just ate two full racks of barbecue pork ribs and got juice all down my top.

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Just ate two full racks of barbecue pork ribs and got juice all down my top.

Had similar on Saturday.. :P Boiled them in half apple juice, half water for a couple of hours, and then smothered them in some BBQ stuff before in the oven for 30 mins. For tea I had a pound of haddock with a turnip, later on it's a choice between a pound of yoghurt with grated lime zest or two-thirds of a pound of cottage cheese.

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Just ate two full racks of barbecue pork ribs and got juice all down my top.

I used to work near 'Simply Sausages' in Farringdon: my OH downed a pound each of lamb and rosemary, venison, and pork and apple in one sitting. Apparently that was a 'man thing'. :rolleyes:

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A restaurant I frequented years ago used to do a special of a 36oz T-Bone steak, an inch and a half thick and hanging over the plate :D.

When the BSE scare struck, they changed into a chicken restaurant :(.

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A restaurant I frequented years ago used to do a special of a 36oz T-Bone steak, an inch and a half thick and hanging over the plate :D.

When the BSE scare struck, they changed into a chicken restaurant :(.

Was that in South Wales (somewhere round Ystrad Mynach) by any chance? Some pub used to do a 48oz called the zeppelin. Had to order 24 hours in advance and only served Monday - Thursday. Not been able to find it again. I still live in hope.

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Bodean's in Soho in London is the spot for me; pulled pork / Ribs / Boston Butt sandwich......... all good.

Yanks do seem to have the edge in man food

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that's a seven pound breakfast burrito :blink:

Pizza Hut in Japan come pretty close tho with this bad boy

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That's a crust of pigs in a blanket, and a filling of Italian sausage, ham, bacon, bacon bits, sliced tomato, mushroom, onion, peppers, garlic chips, basil, black pepper and tomato sauce - with maple syrup and ketchup as optional extras.

later on it's a choice between a pound of yoghurt with grated lime zest or two-thirds of a pound of cottage cheese

Now that's what I call Man Food............

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Not that I've ever had to dine on it myself but some old boy worth listening to once told me real man food was a small cup of boiled rice seasoned with nothing more than grit, bitterness and desperation.

All this Billy Bunter fare is for boys, not men.

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Was that in South Wales (somewhere round Ystrad Mynach) by any chance? Some pub used to do a 48oz called the zeppelin. Had to order 24 hours in advance and only served Monday - Thursday. Not been able to find it again. I still live in hope.

It was "The Plantation" in Port Solent.

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How do you lot eat so much? I can't do that anymore.

When I was a fat b@stard I used to eat these sorts of meals and sh1t twice a day.

These days, I don't usually manage a regular full-sized western meal (too much for most people anyway). If I eat too much, either I need a sh1t or I get rapid indigestion and need a sh1t anyway.

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Asda's rotisserie used to do some lovely boneless jerk-seasoned ribs. So gutted was I when they were discontinued that I e-mailed the customer services to get them re-instated; alas, to no avail.

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4 Aldi Sausage, Mashed Spuds (about 4 medium spuds, mashed, obviously), mixed veg and gravy with a dash of worcester sauce.

Not bad.

I haven`t bought sausages for ages, but these Aldi ones ain`t too bad. They might be full of stuff I`d rather not know about, but the good thing is that when I stick `em in the frying pan, hardly any fat comes out of `em.

Tomorrow, I may do a bolognese, or maybe a chili.

Why am I telling you this ? :wacko:

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Real men grow their own food. Doesn't anyone here have an allotment or a garden shed laced with pornography?

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Real men grow their own food. Doesn't anyone here have an allotment or a garden shed laced with pornography?

No, but I didn`t shave when I went down to Aldi to buy my provisions.

Does that count ?

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Real men grow their own food. Doesn't anyone here have an allotment or a garden shed laced with pornography?

Yes. And a good few sacks of leafmould.

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Real men grow their own food. Doesn't anyone here have an allotment or a garden shed laced with pornography?

Lunch was four pieces of bacon, two fried eggs and ten salady type things from the garden. What more does a man need?

More cats probably.

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A restaurant I frequented years ago used to do a special of a 36oz T-Bone steak, an inch and a half thick and hanging over the plate :D.

When the BSE scare struck, they changed into a chicken restaurant :(.

I can beat that. A restaurant I went ot in NY sold a 72 ounce steak. By the looks of the plates I saw coming out of the kitchen, it was a popular item.

Even by American standard that restaurant had oversized portions. Ordered a stuffed squid starter, and the plate arrived with 3 Kraken each stuffed with a camel or something. One would have been enough for a meal. This was followed by a veal schnitzel that overflowed an oversized dinner plate. One of my coeaters was a Texan oil man, who was as big as a house. Even he was struggling. After 3 days of being fed like that 3 meals a day, I woke up at 3am with my liver in absolute agony. Thought I was going to die.

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Why do women eat so healthily?

If a woman stays the night and you get up in the morning and ask 'what do you want for breakfast?'

She'll say something like 'oh, anything like greek yoghurt with pieces of fruit please, I don't mind'

And I'm then forced to reply 'er ok, right.......I've got Coco Pops, luv'

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You wimps need to go to the Sutton Arms in Elton neat Stockton............ 100oz steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But of course real men eat pussy!

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Why do women eat so healthily?

If a woman stays the night and you get up in the morning and ask 'what do you want for breakfast?'

She'll say something like 'oh, anything like greek yoghurt with pieces of fruit please, I don't mind'

And I'm then forced to reply 'er ok, right.......I've got Coco Pops, luv'

"Healthy diets" for males and females vary massively. Males' diets should be loaded with protein, whereas females don't need as much (but still more than they realise). Of course all the "healthy diet" tips you see around are based on female diets as males don't take advice (otherwise known as brainwashing) from TV or magazines, etc.

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