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I'm entering every competition I can find to win tickets to glastobury - one of the competitions is to write a limerick on the following subject;

To encourage festival goers to take home all their belongings, and leave the farm like they found it...

As you lot posess the most brilliant, creative minds I have ever come across, I thought i'd enlist some help from you, my beloved off topicers.

If I win, I promise to have a really good time on your behalf.

GO!

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I'm entering every competition I can find to win tickets to glastobury - one of the competitions is to write a limerick on the following subject;

To encourage festival goers to take home all their belongings, and leave the farm like they found it...

As you lot posess the most brilliant, creative minds I have ever come across, I thought i'd enlist some help from you, my beloved off topicers.

If I win, I promise to have a really good time on your behalf.

GO!

Take it back - like Bono!

Take it back - like Bono!

Take it back - like Bono!

Take it back!

Take it back!

Take it back!

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I'm entering every competition I can find to win tickets to glastobury - one of the competitions is to write a limerick on the following subject;

To encourage festival goers to take home all their belongings, and leave the farm like they found it...

As you lot posess the most brilliant, creative minds I have ever come across, I thought i'd enlist some help from you, my beloved off topicers.

If I win, I promise to have a really good time on your behalf.

GO!

There was a man a man from Frome

Not far from this pleasure dome.

He gets P**** d as a f***

For the sake of the art

But he takes his litter `ome

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Ok I'll start...

Please take your gazebos and tents

Well take down the perimeter fence

Well think youre fantastic

If you take home your plastic

If not, you will cause cows offence.

We’ll take down the perimeter fence

But our cows cannot fit in your tents

Please take home all your stuff

‘cos the cows will feel rough

If they chew on your drug supplements

See. I've no chance... :lol:

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All you hippies and drunks, after you have smoked all your skunk. You must remember to pick up your crap, or we wont let you back

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As Eavis around the site dodders

Inspecting the beer cans and nodders

He shouts 'Don't leave me your junk,

these old tents and your spunk!'

At the stoned, home-bound Festival plodders.

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Take it back - like Bono!

Take it back - like Bono!

Take it back - like Bono!

Take it back!

Take it back!

Take it back!

:lol: thnaks for the idea, maybe could include some reference to u2 cancelling...

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There was a man a man from Frome

Not far from this pleasure dome.

He gets P**** d as a f***

For the sake of the art

But he takes his litter `ome

like it.

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All you hippies and drunks, after you have smoked all your skunk. You must remember to pick up your crap, or we wont let you back, to spend your dole money on seeing Miley Cyrus...

hmmmmm :lol:

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As Eavis around the site dodders

Inspecting the beer cans and nodders

He shouts 'Don't leave your junk,

these old tents and your spunk!'

At the stoned, home-bound Festival plodders.

mopping up your own semen and taking it home might be a step too far but liking the home-bound festival plodders line :D

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Don't leave your wrappers like common people

Don't drop your shit like common people do

Just pick 'em up, not like common people

Find that Pot Noodle you threw, and that not-so-stealthy poo

'cos I've got better things to do, woo-woo

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Don't leave your wrappers like common people

Don't drop your shit like common people do

Just pick 'em up, not like common people

Find that Pot Noodle you threw, and that not-so-stealthy poo

'cos I've got better things to do, woo-woo

:lol:

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The sackloads of beer cans were fat..

Eavis smiled, and lifted his hat

"What's happening, Dad?

You don't look at all sad"

"Scrap ally - good money in that!!.."

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Not witty etc., but maybe OK for putting up on notice boards at the festival? A bit of flattery for Eavis also.

There was a good man from the West

Whose festival always was best

And the punters who came

Avoided the shame

Of leaving his fields all messed

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Don't leave us your tents and your spew

Nor those cans that contained Special Brew

Keep the shite from your @rse

Off our Worthy Farm grass

And that feckin' well means U2!!!

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From Michael and Emily Eavis;

“Please take home your stuff when you leave us

Our friesians live here

For the rest of the year

and they don’t really fit in gazebos."

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From Michael and Emily Eavis;

“Please take home your stuff when you leave us

Our friesians live here

For the rest of the year

and they don’t really fit in gazebos."

That's the one.

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That's the one.

hmmm, can i get away with gazebos rhyming with leave us?

Damn it! why didn't they call them gazeburs?

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Don't leave us your tents and your spew

Nor those cans that contained Special Brew

Keep the shite from your @rse

Off our Worthy Farm grass

And that feckin' well means U2!!!

*Doffs cap* :lol:

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hmmm, can i get away with gazebos rhyming with leave us?

Course you can, works a treat.

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A message from old father Eavis

On this farm we don't pay for no cleaners

You've listened to they bands

Now get off my lands

And take all your wrappers and leave us

Pam Eyres taught me that style. She taught me a lot, did Pam Eyres. One hell of a woman.

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Don't leave us your tents and your spew

Nor those cans that contained Special Brew

Keep the shite from your @rse

Off our Worthy Farm grass

And that feckin' well means U2!!!

:)

Superb.

Now then you layabout hippies,

Come down from your Class A trippies,

If you don't clean your act up,

and there's mess when you've packed up,

We'll stuff the remains up yer slipways.

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I don't think hippies exist anymore, but if they do, Glastonbury would be the last place they'd go. It's all corporate execs, middle class families and chundering teenagers nowadays isn't it?

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I don't think hippies exist anymore, but if they do, Glastonbury would be the last place they'd go. It's all corporate execs, middle class families and chundering teenagers nowadays isn't it?

:rolleyes:

Now then, you're showing my age, it was a long time ago I went there.....

And no, even then they weren't hippies, more filthy workshy yobbish druggies that could do with a good slap as I recall. Had to laugh when one fell in the latrine.

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