Reck B Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I'm entering every competition I can find to win tickets to glastobury - one of the competitions is to write a limerick on the following subject; To encourage festival goers to take home all their belongings, and leave the farm like they found it... As you lot posess the most brilliant, creative minds I have ever come across, I thought i'd enlist some help from you, my beloved off topicers. If I win, I promise to have a really good time on your behalf. GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I'm entering every competition I can find to win tickets to glastobury - one of the competitions is to write a limerick on the following subject; To encourage festival goers to take home all their belongings, and leave the farm like they found it... As you lot posess the most brilliant, creative minds I have ever come across, I thought i'd enlist some help from you, my beloved off topicers. If I win, I promise to have a really good time on your behalf. GO! Take it back - like Bono! Take it back - like Bono! Take it back - like Bono! Take it back! Take it back! Take it back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain'ard Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I'm entering every competition I can find to win tickets to glastobury - one of the competitions is to write a limerick on the following subject; To encourage festival goers to take home all their belongings, and leave the farm like they found it... As you lot posess the most brilliant, creative minds I have ever come across, I thought i'd enlist some help from you, my beloved off topicers. If I win, I promise to have a really good time on your behalf. GO! There was a man a man from Frome Not far from this pleasure dome. He gets P**** d as a f*** For the sake of the art But he takes his litter `ome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 Ok I'll start... Please take your gazebos and tents Well take down the perimeter fence Well think youre fantastic If you take home your plastic If not, you will cause cows offence. We’ll take down the perimeter fence But our cows cannot fit in your tents Please take home all your stuff ‘cos the cows will feel rough If they chew on your drug supplements See. I've no chance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AteMoose Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 All you hippies and drunks, after you have smoked all your skunk. You must remember to pick up your crap, or we wont let you back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 As Eavis around the site dodders Inspecting the beer cans and nodders He shouts 'Don't leave me your junk, these old tents and your spunk!' At the stoned, home-bound Festival plodders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 Take it back - like Bono! Take it back - like Bono! Take it back - like Bono! Take it back! Take it back! Take it back! thnaks for the idea, maybe could include some reference to u2 cancelling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 There was a man a man from Frome Not far from this pleasure dome. He gets P**** d as a f*** For the sake of the art But he takes his litter `ome like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 All you hippies and drunks, after you have smoked all your skunk. You must remember to pick up your crap, or we wont let you back, to spend your dole money on seeing Miley Cyrus... hmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 As Eavis around the site dodders Inspecting the beer cans and nodders He shouts 'Don't leave your junk, these old tents and your spunk!' At the stoned, home-bound Festival plodders. mopping up your own semen and taking it home might be a step too far but liking the home-bound festival plodders line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Don't leave your wrappers like common people Don't drop your shit like common people do Just pick 'em up, not like common people Find that Pot Noodle you threw, and that not-so-stealthy poo 'cos I've got better things to do, woo-woo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 Don't leave your wrappers like common people Don't drop your shit like common people do Just pick 'em up, not like common people Find that Pot Noodle you threw, and that not-so-stealthy poo 'cos I've got better things to do, woo-woo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 The sackloads of beer cans were fat.. Eavis smiled, and lifted his hat "What's happening, Dad? You don't look at all sad" "Scrap ally - good money in that!!.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spaniard Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Not witty etc., but maybe OK for putting up on notice boards at the festival? A bit of flattery for Eavis also. There was a good man from the West Whose festival always was best And the punters who came Avoided the shame Of leaving his fields all messed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Don't leave us your tents and your spew Nor those cans that contained Special Brew Keep the shite from your @rse Off our Worthy Farm grass And that feckin' well means U2!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 From Michael and Emily Eavis; “Please take home your stuff when you leave us Our friesians live here For the rest of the year and they don’t really fit in gazebos." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 From Michael and Emily Eavis; “Please take home your stuff when you leave us Our friesians live here For the rest of the year and they don’t really fit in gazebos." That's the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 That's the one. hmmm, can i get away with gazebos rhyming with leave us? Damn it! why didn't they call them gazeburs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reck B Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 Don't leave us your tents and your spew Nor those cans that contained Special Brew Keep the shite from your @rse Off our Worthy Farm grass And that feckin' well means U2!!! *Doffs cap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 hmmm, can i get away with gazebos rhyming with leave us? Course you can, works a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 A message from old father Eavis On this farm we don't pay for no cleaners You've listened to they bands Now get off my lands And take all your wrappers and leave us Pam Eyres taught me that style. She taught me a lot, did Pam Eyres. One hell of a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Don't leave us your tents and your spew Nor those cans that contained Special Brew Keep the shite from your @rse Off our Worthy Farm grass And that feckin' well means U2!!! Superb. Now then you layabout hippies, Come down from your Class A trippies, If you don't clean your act up, and there's mess when you've packed up, We'll stuff the remains up yer slipways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I don't think hippies exist anymore, but if they do, Glastonbury would be the last place they'd go. It's all corporate execs, middle class families and chundering teenagers nowadays isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I don't think hippies exist anymore, but if they do, Glastonbury would be the last place they'd go. It's all corporate execs, middle class families and chundering teenagers nowadays isn't it? Now then, you're showing my age, it was a long time ago I went there..... And no, even then they weren't hippies, more filthy workshy yobbish druggies that could do with a good slap as I recall. Had to laugh when one fell in the latrine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indirectapproach Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 How about haiku? young man from Derry very farked up on sherry at Glastonbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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