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Bear Vs Bull - Who Would Win?

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The bull would be on the deck in a pool of his own blood and piss muttering how actually the bears lost because he threw the first punch in 2004.

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It's all to do with who gets the first move in.

I saw on a wildlife programme where a polar bear was fatally wounded by a walrus, although polar bears do kill walruses.

So, as long as the bear keeps away from the bull's horns and hooves, it's got a chance.

It's a bit like freestyle wrestlers where one has a chainsaw and the other has a flamethrower.

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The bear. The bull would charge in all guns blazing, two punches thrown per second but lose his shirt and be spent after thirty seconds. The bear will bide his time and win the battle, aged 55.

The animals? Score draw.

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The bear. The bull would charge in all guns blazing, two punches thrown per second but lose his shirt and be spent after thirty seconds. The bear will bide his time and win the battle, aged 55.

The animals? Score draw.

According to QI ( that impeccable fount of knowledge and indisputable fact :rolleyes: ) a bear would beat a lion, so my money is on the bear being able to beat a bull too.

BTW I'm a bear, so don't mess with me.

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According to QI ( that impeccable fount of knowledge and indisputable fact :rolleyes: ) a bear would beat a lion, so my money is on the bear being able to beat a bull too.

BTW I'm a bear, so don't mess with me.

OK, I won't.

How many men would it take to beat a lion?

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According to QI ( that impeccable fount of knowledge and indisputable fact :rolleyes: ) a bear would beat a lion, so my money is on the bear being able to beat a bull too.

BTW I'm a bear, so don't mess with me.

What about a gorilla?

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Bear Vs Bull - Who Would Win? I think a bear would beat a bull in a fight. What are your thoughts? ..... What about a gorilla?

You are curly-topped, nine-year-old Ben from Outnumbered and I claim my £5.

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You are curly-topped, nine-year-old Ben from Outnumbered and I claim my £5.

outnumbered_ben_2010.jpg

You must admit it is more interesting than the celery and cauliflower threads?

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You must admit it is more interesting than the celery and cauliflower threads?

Celery and cauliflower in one thread? How did I miss that!

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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