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Where have all the BULLS gone ?

They have been very quiet lately.

Have the realised they are in fact idiots and never stood a chance ?

P.S. EDITED...For BULLS, not BEARS...Im an idiot too....i shoulda been a bull.

Edited by TheCountOfNowhere

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Where have all the bears gone ?

They have been very quiet lately.

Have the realised they are in fact idiots and never stood a chance ?

Err... you're here?! What can we infer from that?

Oh, and I'm here as well. Nice to keep you company... Shall we put the kettle on? :D

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Where have all the bears gone ?

They have been very quiet lately.

Have the realised they are in fact idiots and never stood a chance ?

This bear is still waiting patiently next to the waterfall.

He nearly caught a salmon last Easter and was a bit puzzled as to why he missed it. His tummy has been rumbling a bit but he thinks that he has spotted an even bigger salmon struggling to swim upstream. He is pretty sure that this one won't be able to escape him and clear the waterfall. He is smacking his lips in anticipation of a nice feast.

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This bear is still waiting patiently next to the waterfall.

He nearly caught a salmon last Easter and was a bit puzzled as to why he missed it. His tummy has been rumbling a bit but he thinks that he has spotted an even bigger salmon struggling to swim upstream. He is pretty sure that this one won't be able to escape him and clear the waterfall. He is smacking his lips in anticipation of a nice feast.

DOH....should have been BULLS !!!!

I include myself in the list of idiots :lol:

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DOH....should have been BULLS !!!!

I include myself in the list of idiots :lol:

I can see some cattle in the field next to my waterfall. They are quiety munching on some cud with their usual smug and self satified look on their faces. They cannot see the big lorry coming up over the hill to take them to be slaughtered. I like stealing hamburgers from hapless campers. I especially enjoy locally grown products.

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They're all over on MSE aren't they? :P

I guess so, there are plenty of idiots on MSE happy to agree with their stupidity...though they seem to disagree with my stupidity.

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Ha ha all you silly bears have been gored by the might of the bulls. :P

The only pr1ck you'll ever manage is the bursting of your own colossal bubble of bullsh1t.

Edited by Dave Spart

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This bear is still waiting patiently next to the waterfall.

He nearly caught a salmon last Easter and was a bit puzzled as to why he missed it. His tummy has been rumbling a bit but he thinks that he has spotted an even bigger salmon struggling to swim upstream. He is pretty sure that this one won't be able to escape him and clear the waterfall. He is smacking his lips in anticipation of a nice feast.

now rephrase that as a haiku please

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This bear is still waiting patiently next to the waterfall.

He nearly caught a salmon last Easter and was a bit puzzled as to why he missed it. His tummy has been rumbling a bit but he thinks that he has spotted an even bigger salmon struggling to swim upstream. He is pretty sure that this one won't be able to escape him and clear the waterfall. He is smacking his lips in anticipation of a nice feast.

Meanwhile feast yourself on some cans of Tesc0 value tuna :lol::lol::lol:

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I agree, this website was more interesting when there was some trolling around.

The number one reason house prices are going up is due to a shortage of land, they are'nt making......

.......*sigh* i just cant do it, my heart's not in it.

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Have you fools not noticed all the pent up damend? 95% mortgages return for FTB

http://www.skipton.co.uk/mortgages/fixed_rate_mortgages/2yr_new.aspx

The only way is up baaaaby!

Mortgage lending up 45%!!!!!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2010/may/17/mortage-lending-jumps

Edited by Concrete Jungle

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