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Jacqui Smith adjusts to life after election defeat

Blah...horrible journos...blah...picked on me...blah.

"I'm out of a job and like lots of people in this country at the moment, I need to find one," Ha ! she'd need one far more urgently if she had been made to pay back the £130k she fraudulently claimed. Oh well, I'm sure that Serco or Accor will come calling soon.

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Blah...horrible journos...blah...picked on me for being hateful neo totalitarian and for building police state...blah

Good riddance.

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"I'm out of a job and like lots of people in this country at the moment, I need to find one," Ha ! she'd need one far more urgently if she had been made to pay back the £130k she fraudulently claimed. Oh well, I'm sure that Serco or Accor will come calling soon.

I feel sorry for her husband who's not even allowed to take solace from light porn anymore.

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I feel sorry for her husband who's not even allowed to take solace from light porn anymore.

:lol::lol::lol:

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I feel sorry for her husband who's not even allowed to take solace from light porn anymore.

:lol:

I can't believe it took 3 replies until the porn was mentioned. :blink:

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:lol:

I can't believe it took 3 replies until the porn was mentioned. :blink:

Now she's at home all day watching daytime TV instead of being at 'work', he can't even resort to his default setting of paper based material.

He must be gutted.

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"For Richard to have to literally stay in the house with the curtains drawn for weeks on end. It was hard and I don't see why they should have to put up with it."

:blink::ph34r:

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I feel sorry for her husband who's not even allowed to take solace from light porn anymore.

Well, he can, but it's not as much fun when the taxpayer isn't picking up the tab ;)

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I'm sad and disappointed.

It should be Gordon out of a job!

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:lol:

I can't believe it took 3 replies until the porn was mentioned. :blink:

she could model for reader's wives or something!!

...seems to be her forté.

wondered if she'd considered presenting on one of the red-hot stations,they do cater for the more mature audience too!

she's got the brand name already!

(I'm sure victor meldrew would happily beat one off to her)

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Generally, one should not kick people when they are down but for Jaqui, how about an exception?

I mean what the fark is she whining about.

She's got her adjustment allowance.

She's pensioned up.

She damned lucky she's not facing easy to convict on criminal charges.

He downfall was nothing but the result of her own myopic hubris and she is a farking quality, leaky mingher for which there is a market.

Bitch doesn't know how lucky she is!

And as for the kids ... yeah shame about that.

Kids always suffer when their parents are top quality vvankers.

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Generally, one should not kick people when they are down but for Jaqui, how about an exception?

I mean what the fark is she whining about.

She's got her adjustment allowance.

She's pensioned up.

She damned lucky she's not facing easy to convict on criminal charges.

He downfall was nothing but the result of her own myopic hubris and she is a farking quality, leaky mingher for which there is a market.

Bitch doesn't know how lucky she is!

And as for the kids ... yeah shame about that.

Kids always suffer when their parents are top quality vvankers.

Very true. She thought that she would "do a Mandelson" and be returned to Parliament. Her constituents were not so forgiving.

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That's her & her husband out of a job (wasnt he her PA? (at 40k a year). She is a right arsewit. I remember speaking to an old colleague of mine, who was involved with the ID card system, and apparently she was a complete bitch at meetings..

Perhaps she & her husband can be professional swingers, or doggers...

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Generally, one should not kick people when they are down but for Jaqui, how about an exception?

I mean what the fark is she whining about.

She's got her adjustment allowance.

She's pensioned up.

She damned lucky she's not facing easy to convict on criminal charges.

He downfall was nothing but the result of her own myopic hubris and she is a farking quality, leaky mingher for which there is a market.

Bitch doesn't know how lucky she is!

And as for the kids ... yeah shame about that.

Kids always suffer when their parents are top quality vvankers.

:lol:

Harsh, but ultimately fair.

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Can anyone shed any light on the quality of the libdem and tory candidates that Blears had to face?

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Can anyone shed any light on the quality of the libdem and tory candidates that Blears had to face?

The issue was that she had the BNP fighting her corner - by standing against her. I'd happily vote Conservative with a clear conscience to stop a nazi being elected - Blears increased her majority by about 5000.

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"Looking back the main emotions are pride and happiness," she said.

But there is an edge of sadness - perhaps that she wasn't always treated fairly.

If this is truly what she believes, she has completely missed the point and sadly will learn nothing from the experience. Clearly she has over-reached her ceiling.

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Jacqui Smith adjusts to life after election defeat

Blah...horrible journos...blah...picked on me...blah.

Ah the lovely smell of schadenfreude in the evening. Get on your f*cking broomstick and fly the f*ck away from England you f*cking dreadful, lying, expense fiddling, f*cking authoritarian f*cking witch. I would vote to bring back the ducking stool just for you. Ah, so your poor kiddies had to keep the curtains closed to maintain their privacy? Well, I'm sorry for them that they had the misfortune to be born to a f*cking witch like you, but who exactly bought this on them and who was it that pushed through nasty authoritarian laws to strip the rest of us our privacy eh? Reap what you sow you f*cking bitch, reap what you sow.

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Ah the lovely smell of schadenfreude in the evening. Get on your f*cking broomstick and fly the f*ck away from England you f*cking dreadful, lying, expense fiddling, f*cking authoritarian f*cking witch. I would vote to bring back the ducking stool just for you. Ah, so your poor kiddies had to keep the curtains closed to maintain their privacy? Well, I'm sorry for them that they had the misfortune to be born to a f*cking witch like you, but who exactly bought this on them and who was it that pushed through nasty authoritarian laws to strip the rest of us our privacy eh? Reap what you sow you f*cking bitch, reap what you sow.

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...and breathe.

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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