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Libertarian / Fabian Explained

If a Libertarian doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a Fabian doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Libertarian is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a Fabian is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Libertarian sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

A Fabian wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a Libertarian is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Fabian is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black person is Libertarian, they see themselves as independently successful.

Their Fabian counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a Libertarian is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Fabian demands someone take care of him.

If a Libertarian doesn’t like a TV programme, he changes channels.

Fabians demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Libertarian is an athiest, he doesn’t go to church.

A Fabian non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a Libertarian decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A Fabian demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Libertarian slips and falls over, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.

If a Fabian slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labour and then sues.

If a Libertarian reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Fabian will delete it because he’s “offended”.

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If a Libertarian doesn’t like a TV programme, he changes channels.

Fabians demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

Or the moderate Fabians find comfort in knowing at least the Libertarian is funding Fabian channels under a "TV licence" concept when the Libertarian may only watch something they have to fund themselves.

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Libertarianism is usually spoken about in connection with a narrow range of issues associated with the old right, like lifting the ban on fox-hunting, abolishing speed cameras, smokers' rights etc. Libertarians don't have much time for the liberties of those outside their own in-group.

My stereotypical image of a libertarian is a white upper-middle class man in his late 50's - flamboyant and loud, a porky bon viveur, a keen drinker, probably expelled from a top public school, patroning towards women and drives a Mercedes S-Class :lol:

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If a fabian wants to change society, he gets it changed

If a libertarian wants to change society, he whines on the internet and does nothing

Sad but true!

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If a fabian wants to change society, he gets it changed rams it down other peoples throats

If a libertarian wants to change society, he whines on the internet and does nothing

Sad but true!

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If a fabian wants to change society, he gets it changed

If a libertarian wants to change society, he copies something from Ron Paul and

then whines on the internet and does nothing

Sad but true!

Corrected.

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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