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Suggestions For Next Years Phil & Kirsty Progs

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Any better titles than:

Repossession, Repossession, Repossession

or

Crash, Crash, Crash

?

They are more likely to be around with the same format but making bold statements like 'due to the recent weakness in the market now is an excellent time to buy...prices here are set to rocket 80% by 2007'. I don't think we will ever hear them admit that prices have fallen, Kirstie has an appetite but I'm not sure she'd fit a hat in her mouth :)

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Next year they will have to do completely different shows.

How about their version of the cheesy Arnie sci fi flick "Running Man".

Give them five minutes head start over several hundred bankrupt FTBs with a grudge :lol:

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Regardless of the context, we need more Kirstie Allsopp on our screens. She can "value my property" any time. ;)

Two very sad things:

1 . your taste

2 . you chose to break your cherry just to inform us of it

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Channel 4 have just announced that Kirstie will be making a cameo appearance in the next series of 'The Borrowers'. Apparently she became friends with them when she approached them to buy some of their buttons to use on her coat.

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Disempowered, Disembroilled, Disembowelled,

A program removing unsavoury landlords/ Ea's/TV presenters from the market & dealing with them publically & appropriately for their lies, greed and distoritions.

Or sticking with the 3 words, maybe the catchier title of:

'Hung, Drawn & Quartered' :D

maybe Kirstie could appear in the doc ' Double Chins through History You Want To Punch'

Edited by Saving For a Space Ship

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Two very sad things:

1 . your taste

2 . you chose to break your cherry just to inform us of it

1) Don't criticise anothers taste... what stirs your mojo won't always stir someone elses

2) I woudl have broken it yesterday, on more meaningful grounds, but my webmail spam took its time letting the validation mail through.

Oh, and a third point: Bite me!

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how about they make a new program where they run around naked at a distance of say 600 yards, and invite people (via internet etc.) to fire off dragunov rounds at them?

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On a slightly more serious note, Kirstie has built her career on this housing boom.

When people are getting burnt, they're not going to be so interested in Ms Allsop any more.

Kirstie should be looking for a new career about now (or some Fulham based investment w@nker so she can get off the TV and go make babies.)

Edited by BandWagon

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how about they make a new program where they run around naked at a distance of say 600 yards, and invite people (via internet etc.) to fire off dragunov rounds at them?

Well that's no good.

I've only got a dial up modem. I'd never get a decent shot in.

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I suppose if it gets really tired,you could try something along the lines of:

KIRSTY(allsop) vs ALVIN(hall!)

...well it worked with alien versus predator,so why not give it a go!!!

..not that kirsty is a predator...she's never actually been down and dirty and done the killing!,she's hangin with the vultures!

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