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I have just been to buy a new house for the fish to swim through at the local pet shop. Even they have gone up.

The last time I looked 3 weeks ago the house was £14.99. Now it is £16.99

Is there no end to this madness.

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I have just been to buy a new house for the fish to swim through at the local pet shop. Even they have gone up.

The last time I looked 3 weeks ago the house was £14.99. Now it is £16.99

Is there no end to this madness.

You've been kippered!

If it's a nice "plaice" your fish will probably just "flip" it!

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I have just been to buy a new house for the fish to swim through at the local pet shop. Even they have gone up.

The last time I looked 3 weeks ago the house was £14.99. Now it is £16.99

Is there no end to this madness.

£16.99 for a fish house - what sort of fish? Must be tiny!

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I have just been to buy a new house for the fish to swim through at the local pet shop. Even they have gone up.

The last time I looked 3 weeks ago the house was £14.99. Now it is £16.99

Is there no end to this madness.

You've just bought at the wrong time; the market's about to tank. Sorry.

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Better not let my fish near the computer anymore. If they find about this "fish house" thingy then they'll want one too. And the big tiger barb will want to get into BTL and be a landlord to the other fish. Except the algae-eating one that'll probably want to be printing the fiat to finance the whole fish BTL scheme and will start a fish house price boom (FHPB) to divert attention from the job it's supposed to be doing but isn't too enthusiastic about - eating the algae. There's some brown fish with an orange stripe too - I think they'll take on the job of being real estate VI's for this fish house thing. They seem to like getting fat at the expense of the other fish as it is...

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I have just been to buy a new house for the fish to swim through at the local pet shop. Even they have gone up.

The last time I looked 3 weeks ago the house was £14.99. Now it is £16.99

Is there no end to this madness.

Don't forget that interest rates have gone down, so the monthly repayments to buy a fish house on a 25 year repayment mortgage will only have gone up from 9.5p to 10.6p.

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FACT: Fish houses have never been more affordable

FACT: Fish houses have only ever gone up in value

FACT: Over the long run, you can never lose by buying a fish house

FACT: Fish houses are likely to carry on going up in value because of over-fishing

FACT: Fish houses near streams and rivers could increase by 50% by 2012.

FACT: Fish houses in Stratford are defying the fish house price falls.

FACT: Nemo will eat his fin if fish house prices fall

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Its always the same the young guppie with his gill-friend comes round take a look around the plaice falls in love with their heart and sole, go and see a loan shark.

Becareful of the FHPC, Make sure you have a Plan(kton) Don't Coi For Me Argen-tuna.

I Need Kelp

Ace :rolleyes:

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Its always the same the young guppie with his gill-friend comes round take a look around the plaice falls in love with their heart and sole, go and see a loan shark.

Becareful of the FHPC, Make sure you have a Plan(kton) Don't Coi For Me Argen-tuna.

I Need Kelp

Ace  :rolleyes:

I can see the FHP market dropping, so I've just Sole(d)-to-rent.

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All these crazy celebs just bought adding to the Rapid Fish Property Bubble:-

Cod Stewart

Prawn Connery

Mussel Crowe

Pikel Jackson

Skate Moss

Prawn Bean

Shrimp Biscuit

Pike Lee

Heidi Clam

Shiley Bassey

David Ducodney

Nicole Squidman

Squid Rock

Kylie Minnow

Finnie Driver

MC Hammerhead

Sole Campbell

But the tide is turning so stay in your rented house and watch these great movies:-

Marlin Rouge

Jurassic Carp

The Blair Fish Project

Pulp Fishin’

Silence of the Lemmings

The Codfather

Cast Away

O Batter, where art Thou?

Titanic

Home Abalone

Forrest Gubby

The Full Manta Ray (The Full Monty)

Jaws

Pearl Harbour

Final Fintasy

Mullet (An Australian current (sic) release)

Waterworld

Happy Gilmore

Just to end

Sea Eeled With A Kiss :unsure:

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Its always the same the young guppie with his gill-friend comes round take a look around the plaice falls in love with their heart and sole, go and see a loan shark.

Becareful of the FHPC, Make sure you have a Plan(kton) Don't Coi For Me Argen-tuna.

I Need Kelp

Ace  :rolleyes:

Edited by ACE:- Loan Shark > Ocean Finance

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Well after all that I've decided to visit the chippy tonight.

Bon appetit :D

EDIT:

I've just realised that nobody came up with "A fish called Kirsty" :lol:

Edited by Islandape

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab

1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'

2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'

How do you post a fish?

You send it COD ... or first bass mail

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam!

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"

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