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Stand outs for me include:

What goes up.....(!!!!)

Elephant in the room

Zero sum game

Tax is theft

Race to the bottom

Boomers stole my house and eat my baby

But my personal fav is coined (repeatedly) by our loveable resident estate agent::

My house won't lose any value so long as I don't sell it

Enter your favourite or most annoying platitude.

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All that nail, head hammer shite gets on my tits. Oh, and back of the net.

people that write 'Wake Up' in their responses

Utter C**nts

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Clichés? I presume that we are talking about HPC (the site) rather than about HPC (house prices)?

I expect to be able to buy a 3 bed semi on just one average wage (yes, it's sensible, but it's become a bit repetitive).

Any phrase using "Tinfoil hats".

Thatcher started it.

Socialism works fine until it runs out of other people's money.

The young are lazy.

Boomers are sat in their empty 10-bedroom mansions, while their offspring try to squeeze a whole family into a 1-bedroom flat.

"I'm not a racist" (immediately followed by "... but I'm voting BNP").

Daily Wail, Daily Hate, any other nickname for the DM.

LIAR LOANS!!!!

Straw man argument.

Rent-seeking.

All landlords are scum.

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Agh!

And also:

"I earn 200,000 (plus) a year and have 940,000 saved for my deposit. But I'm not going to buy a three-bedroom house because...blah, blah, bullsit, blah"

Really? And you have time to rack up 4,000 posts in three months on here? All that money earns itself, does it?

Also: The word "sheeple". Should be banned. So rude!

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We are rearranging the chairs on the titanic

The perfect storm is coming

We are baking a depression cookie

The dead cat has bounced/is bouncing/ is stuck on a window ledge

Builders shares are falling!!!

Builders shares are rising!!!

Doesn't Gail Tilsley have dreadful luck with her men.

The current debt economy is wearing baggy trousers and a red nose in a car with the doors falling off

The UK is still sat at the table finishes its coffee. It has yet to pay the bill.

Have you seen this Mckinsey Institute graph...?

and my personal fave...

i'm loosing faith

P.S. Anyone spot the deliberate red herring???

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We are rearranging the chairs on the titanic

The perfect storm is coming

We are baking a depression cookie

The dead cat has bounced/is bouncing/ is stuck on a window ledge

Builders shares are falling!!!

Builders shares are rising!!!

Doesn't Gail Tilsley have dreadful luck with her men.

The current debt economy is wearing baggy trousers and a red nose in a car with the doors falling off

The UK is still sat at the table finishes its coffee. It has yet to pay the bill.

Have you seen this Mckinsey Institute graph...?

and my personal fave...

i'm loosing faith

P.S. Anyone spot the deliberate red herring???

Is it and my personal fave?

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people that write 'Wake Up' in their responses

Utter C**nts

Agree.

Also -

sheeple

ZaNuLiebore or any variation thereof. It might have been clever the first time, but the first time was years ago now, chances are you didn't coin it and now it's just f**king tedious.

Statements followed by.......and by the way I'm not a labour supporter/socialist/BNP supporter/Tory/Daily Mail reader/racist. Who cares? You'll be labelled anyway. Most people like labels, it's easy for them.

The left says/does, the right says/does. Change the record please.

I'm sure I'm guilty of all of the above at some point though.....

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Me too.

Also -

sheeple

ZaNuLiebore or any variation thereof. It might have been clever the first time, but the first time was years ago now, chances are you didn't coin it and now it's just f**king tedious.

statements followed by.......and by the way I'm not a labour supporter/socialist/BNP supporter/Tory/Daily Mail reader/racist. Who cares? You'll be labelled anyway. Most people like labels, it's easy for them.

The left says/does, the right says/does. Change the record please.

I'm sure I'm guilty of all of the above at some point though.....

King Stromba.

Acccording to him, the people in his local chippy are all government 'shills' and because I don't see it, I must be some sort of sleep walking, indoctrinated sheeple monster who's allowing my very freedom to eroded by the NWO reptile people.

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King Stromba.

Acccording to him, the people in his local chippy are all government 'shills' and because I don't see it, I must be some sort of sleep walking, indoctrinated sheeple monster who's allowing my very freedom to eroded by the NWO reptile people.

:lol:

The NWO cliches would need a thread of their own. I'll stick to -

Youtube videos narrated by a crazed nut and containing 'evidence' of any description.

Oh, and quotes by Churchill/past US presidents. Ooh, I've never heard that before....the wisdom.

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King Stromba.

Acccording to him, the people in his local chippy are all government 'shills' and because I don't see it, I must be some sort of sleep walking, indoctrinated sheeple monster who's allowing my very freedom to eroded by the NWO reptile people.

People who tack 'Reptile people' onto the end of any post in an attempt to discredit opinions that are non-mainstream.

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Stand outs for me include:

What goes up.....(!!!!)

Elephant in the room

Zero sum game

Tax is theft

Race to the bottom

Boomers stole my house and eat my baby

But my personal fav is coined (repeatedly) by our loveable resident estate agent::

Enter your favourite or most annoying platitude.

100% guaranteed

Protect yourselves

:o

Oops wrong year

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Here we go (a golden oldie that one!)

And the sign of the ubercunt poster: "End of" as a single sentence.

Sounds like a late 1930's German expressionist film !'Der Ubercunt'

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