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"Gordon Brown has issued a statement, suddenly at 2pm today,

announcing his retirement at the age of 54.

"I am happy to retire at this time, in view of the record I leave

behind," he is quoted as saying outside 10 Downing Street,

accompanied by his wife.

Commenting on the early age at which he is retiring, Mr Brown

said,

"I have re-calculated the beginning of my working life. I feel

it began when I started school, at the age of five. So, this is

now the end of the cycle of my working life and I am going."

Loud cheers erupted from waiting crowds, punctuated by comments

which cannot be reported for legal reasons.

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Commenting on the early age at which he is retiring, Mr Brown

said,

"I have re-calculated the beginning of my working life. I feel

it began when I started school, at the age of five. So, this is

now the end of the cycle of my working life and I am going."

:lol::lol::lol:

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This "exclusive" might appear on The Singing Pig website very shortly

I almost opened a bottle of theakstons old peculiar to celebrate.

Damn & blast !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Maybe we should leak it to the press?

Anybody have any No.11 downing street stationary??

He actually lives at number 10 does he not, cos 11 is bigger and Blair couldn't keep his thingy in his trousers and needed the bigger number 11 to live in for his growing family.

He probably still uses number 11 stationery though, so my hilarious :huh: take on the living arrangements of our finest two is kinda irrelevant.

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"Gordon Brown has issued a statement, suddenly at 2pm today,

announcing his retirement at the age of 54.

"I am happy to retire at this time, in view of the record I leave

behind," he is quoted as saying outside 10 Downing Street,

accompanied by his wife.

Commenting on the early age at which he is retiring, Mr Brown

said,

"I have re-calculated the beginning of my working life. I feel

it began when I started school, at the age of five. So, this is

now the end of the cycle of my working life and I am going."

Loud cheers erupted from waiting crowds, punctuated by comments

which cannot be reported for legal reasons.

You complete B@****D !!!

I was on an emotional roller coaster for about 30 seconds there !!

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