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Anyone Fancy A Week In Portugal ?

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The description of this property brings to mind the immortal line from the film "Christine". When the car, a wrecked Plymouth Fury, is brought to the self repair garage the manager remarks "You can't polish a turd"

Now, whilst this property looks okay, read the description in detail.

"Entrance veranda" I don't think so.

"Breakfasting kitchen room" What on earth does that mean? That you eat your breakfast there. No other meals presumably.

"Versatile dining room" Versatile meaning what exactly? Does it turn into a spaceship when you're not eating in there? Derrr

"Lobby" I only thought hotels had lobbys.

"Guest room / Bedroom 2 Why not just call it bedroom 2?

"Eating and sun patio" IE: Patio

"Ladies & Gents full height wardrobes" IE: Wardrobes that humans can use.

Mind you, that tempting week in Portugal looks too hard to resist. Fantastic value! Buy the property for £150,000 plus and get a 250 quid holiday. Must tell my mates about it.

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