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The BOE puts the interest rates down by a nats c0ck and all the bulls come flooding to HPC

I feel the mood has changed on HPC today, It must be the thought of that extra £30-£40 a month coming your way.

Good day for the Bulls

:lol:

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£15 a month that is about to be TOTALLY eaten up by the increases in utility bills,or hadn't the bulls noticed?

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Not me!  I owe £4 million on a 100% mortgage on my Abramavitch-style Chelsea mansion (bought for full asking price last week), and the BoE's move makes me literally HUNDREDS of pounds richer each month.  Imagine how my lifestyle will change.

I guess you will only have to do three positions and a pop shot instead of the usual four. hey splash out and get a few good looking fluffers in :P

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I guess you will only have to do three positions and a pop shot instead of the usual four. hey splash out and get a few good looking fluffers in :P

I can only suppose that Bulls are so desperate to hang on to any glimmer, that 15 quid a month extra in someone's pocket equates to 50k in overpricing. They are totally bokers if they think this is going to make any more difference than a grain of sand colliding with Jupiter.

Unfortunately the completely stupid "average" would-be house buyer is probably going to see this as a "wonderful" opportunity to be conned into paying over the odds, so desperate are they to "belong", so might delay, but not prevent a crash.

Gadzooks how utterly thick some people are.

Trouble is they are taking everyone else with them.

VP

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By the way, (I know it's bad form to reply to yourself), but this was a joke!

I sold up in the flat in Spring, now I'm footloose, long several physical gold bars in a Swiss Bank account, and I've never been happier.

My London sale started at 550k (typical Foxtons madness) and went through nine months later at 430k, just for those of you who think prices aren't dropping yet.

Damn you spoilt my porn star illusion now :D

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Guest Time 2 raise Interest Rates

Bulls Everywhere! Going on today's posts, i think most are suffering from mad cows disease. :P

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Rates at their lowest for about 50 years and we still need to cut them.

Says a lot about the state of the economy.

Bulls - I got some snake oil - left over from a deal. You wanna buy? Guaranteed 100% return.

mucking fugs!

:D:D

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