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I am seriously thinking of making a mortgage application

- probably to The Halifax, since they annoyed me in the past -

in the name of Count Dracula (he of the undead) and

requesting a tidy £250,000 mortgage to be repaid over

the fairly modest period (in the undead scheme of things)

of 450 years.

The payments should be well within the abilities of the typical

vampire, given that walk-on parts requiring fangs are so easy

to one with his own built-in props.

None of the mortgage calculators I have tried online will

let me put in this entirely reasonable set of circumstances.

Has anyone got one which will ?

(replies from fair-skinned ladies with succulent necks will be

highly appreciated)

Edited by justanewbie

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