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Should we poke fun?

As I've `seen the light' and retracted from buying property it's becoming something of a daily event as the EAs - who have me on their client data-base - call me offering me newly listed property of the type I required.

The conversation goes something like this:

EA: Hi, have you secured a property yet? We have several new properties that may interest you.

Me: Ah.., erm.., no thanks. We've taken a look at the current housing market and decided that - as first time buyers - it would be ridiculous to buy at the current inflated prices. So we're currently no longer looking for property, though we will maybe sometime in the next 2/3 years. But many thanks for calling.

EA:...........................................................

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........................................ok.

During the silent pause you can actually hear their mental meltdown occuring.

Poor things.

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Should we poke fun?

As I've `seen the light' and retracted from buying property it's becoming something of a daily event as the EAs - who have me on their client data-base - call me offering me newly listed property of the type I required.

The conversation goes something like this:

EA: Hi, have you secured a property yet? We have several new properties that may interest you.

Me: Ah.., erm.., no thanks. We've taken a look at the current housing market and decided that - as first time buyers - it would be ridiculous to buy at the current inflated prices. So we're currently no longer looking for property, though we will maybe sometime in the next 2/3 years. But many thanks for calling.

EA:...........................................................

................................................................

................................................................

................................................................

................................................................

................................................................

........................................ok.

During the silent pause you can actually hear their mental meltdown occuring.

Poor things.

Is it not spelt PLIGHT???

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You were correct the first time...

an EA would have spelt it "plite"

OH NO!

You mean that I have the mental capacity for spelling equal to that of an EA?

:(

How mean.

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uberstuka, why don't you say to the EAs "Yes, i'll buy if the seller will except 30% off!" See what reaction you get.

I tried that earlier this year, but they told me to sod off... I think their attitude has changed now though!

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uberstuka, why don't you say to the EAs "Yes, i'll buy if the seller will except 30% off!" See what reaction you get.

I tried that earlier this year, but they told me to sod off... I think their attitude has changed now though!

Hi

I've actually done this with a property I wanted, but haven't had a reply yet. I don't expect one either.

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Me: Ah.., erm.., no thanks. We've taken a look at the current housing market and decided that - as first time buyers - it would be ridiculous to buy at the current inflated prices. So we're currently no longer looking for property, though we will maybe sometime in the next 2/3 years. But many thanks for calling.

EA:...........................................................

................................................................

................................................................

................................................................

................................................................

................................................................

........................................ok.

During the silent pause you can actually hear their mental meltdown occuring.

No, During the silent pause they are probably just deleting your details...

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