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Scrap the LEA's - Over paid PC pushers

Scrap most Classroom Assistants - let the teacher get on with the job as it used to be and worked

Scrap rubbish Heads / Deputies - let a successful head manage two schools

Scrap OFSTED

Cut back the number of Hospital Consultants - too many appointed in recent years and some don't even see patients!

Scrap employing Locum staff - Agencies are milking the NHS

Combine Departments and set up specialist hospitals - expecting your local hospital to provide most tasks is outdated before the days of increased mobility

Ration services offered by hospitals - if you want fertility treatment or tattoos removed then tough - go and pay for it

Slash benefits - single mothers stay at home or give up babies for adoption

Review invalidity benefits - too many 'swinging the lead'

Provide 'life-time' unemployment benefit of 3 years max - when used up thats the end, so you'd better not waste your 36 months.

Get the soldiers home - What are we doing there anyway?

Cut community charges by 10% each year - too many 'jobs worth’s' have been created.

This should be a start with respect to sorting out the countries financial problems!

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Scrap the LEA's - Over paid PC pushers

Scrap most Classroom Assistants - let the teacher get on with the job as it used to be and worked

Scrap rubbish Heads / Deputies - let a successful head manage two schools

Scrap OFSTED

Cut back the number of Hospital Consultants - too many appointed in recent years and some don't even see patients!

Scrap employing Locum staff - Agencies are milking the NHS

Combine Departments and set up specialist hospitals - expecting your local hospital to provide most tasks is outdated before the days of increased mobility

Ration services offered by hospitals - if you want fertility treatment or tattoos removed then tough - go and pay for it

Slash benefits - single mothers stay at home or give up babies for adoption

Review invalidity benefits - too many 'swinging the lead'

Provide 'life-time' unemployment benefit of 3 years max - when used up thats the end, so you'd better not waste your 36 months.

Get the soldiers home - What are we doing there anyway?

Cut community charges by 10% each year - too many 'jobs worth’s' have been created.

This should be a start with respect to sorting out the countries financial problems!

And what do you do?

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Scrap the LEA's - Over paid PC pushers

Scrap most Classroom Assistants - let the teacher get on with the job as it used to be and worked

Scrap rubbish Heads / Deputies - let a successful head manage two schools

Scrap OFSTED

Teachers need classroom assistants, especially if they have 8 SEN kids in a class of 25

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pretty soon your going to be lucky to have enough teachers per school, lest the assistants and school mini bus trips. i predict a return to the old beat up school transit bus that breaks down on field trips to grasmere, causing all manner of shortcomings and things to remember of your childhood. i cant see many people not wanting the memory of 'sir' up to his eyeballs in oil and steam under the hood of a Mk 2 tranny van, while everyone else wears snorkel jackets and plays mostly on and off the hard shoulder.

then someones bound to go missing, but it will turn out ok.

then after than we can all have a HPC conkering meet for conkers.

i dont need to tell you anymore other than i have a niner B)

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pretty soon your going to be lucky to have enough teachers per school, lest the assistants and school mini bus trips. i predict a return to the old beat up school transit bus that breaks down on field trips to grasmere, causing all manner of shortcomings and things to remember of your childhood. i cant see many people not wanting the memory of 'sir' up to his eyeballs in oil and steam under the hood of a Mk 2 tranny van,

I remember 'sir' balls deep in a tranny, but then I did go to an all boys private school

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