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I have to admit that after reading about this website on HPC (can't remember which thread, sorry) I had a look-see, for, ahem, research reasons.

It is a website for married people looking for a bit on the side (not swinging)

80% of the women are over 40, most of them with pics are no oil paintings, but in almost every profile they state they want:

over 6ft male

dark-haired

muscular or stocky male

old-school romancer male (roses, high-class dining)

At least 2-3 years older than them

In some profiles they will only settle for all five.

Maybe I am very naive (cue quips), but I suddenly had this Eureka moment:

WOMEN ARE, IF ANYTHING, SHALLOWER THAN MEN WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION. :(

Or, maybe they are socially conditioned to go for a very very narrow set of characteristics, which if true is very depressing.

No wonder I don't get any nowadays :angry:

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Sounds like a pretty stupid thing to do, advertise that you want an affair on an open website. I hope they get shopped to their other halves.

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Sounds like a pretty stupid thing to do, advertise that you want an affair on an open website. I hope they get shopped to their other halves.

Methinks I spot a business opportunity :ph34r:

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Of course, you might expect women in a stale marriage to want some kind of fantasy male to pick them out and romance them, but seriously are they so deluded to think that if they can't get a prince charming by now in real life, then through the magic power of t'internet one is gonna come swooping out of cyberspace to give them all those multiple orgasms and michelin-star dining experiences their husband didn't?

Typical entry says 'my marriage doesn't have any sex in it, hubby just watches tv'.

Well, darling, there may be a good reason for that.

Sorry, rant mode off.

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If you go on the ordinary dating sites there are vast numbers of profiles without photos. This is natural as some peopel are embarassed to be using a dating sites, others such as Doctors of those in Law need to keep their information private... but a surprising number of those profiles with photos are people who are married.

And then there are the ones who are married and who stick their photos up anyhow.

I have heard of a woman who married just three years ago and, within 12 - 14 months, would occasionally stick up a profile on a vanilla dating site where she had met men before.

Always a day or so after a 'romantic' diary event such as Valentines or her birthday... so, one assumes, the Valentine's Day was not as as expensive as she had hoped nor the birthday and, reverting to nature, up would go the profile on the dating site for a day or two... just long enough to get some attention and then it would disappear... only to return later...

Both men and women who are married are doing this. Obviously the Internet allows opportunities that did not exist years ago.

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This was taken from a very amusing website called Porn SFW.

No link ;) do your own search.

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It isn't limited to 'illicit encounters' websites! For my sins, I have resorted to internet dating in the past. There are a lot of really good looking women on these sorts of websites and many have a lot going for them. There is one reason why this type of woman is there - she cannot get a grasp of what 'real' men are like (I accept many men make the same mistake about women). You come back to the site months later and the same women are moaning away about personality facts "nice men never message me", "why can't I find someone nice?" - laughable really. Bottom line - people on the internet are eejits who don't get they want because there are not enough moviestars for all of them!

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All repressed housewives lust after Bryan Ferry.

The fact that they are all requesting Bryan Ferry suggests that they are merely taking their fantasy further than normal before rejecting potential suitors for not being Bryan Ferry.

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I have to admit that after reading about this website on HPC (can't remember which thread, sorry) I had a look-see, for, ahem, research reasons.

It is a website for married people looking for a bit on the side (not swinging)

80% of the women are over 40, most of them with pics are no oil paintings, but in almost every profile they state they want:

over 6ft male

dark-haired

muscular or stocky male

old-school romancer male (roses, high-class dining)

At least 2-3 years older than them

In some profiles they will only settle for all five.

Maybe I am very naive (cue quips), but I suddenly had this Eureka moment:

WOMEN ARE, IF ANYTHING, SHALLOWER THAN MEN WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION. :(

Or, maybe they are socially conditioned to go for a very very narrow set of characteristics, which if true is very depressing.

No wonder I don't get any nowadays :angry:

If you wanted a shag on the side, does it not make sense to shag something nice?

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It is a website for married people looking for a bit on the side (not swinging)

80% of the women are over 40, most of them with pics are no oil paintings, but in almost every profile they state they want:

over 6ft male

dark-haired

muscular or stocky male

old-school romancer male (roses, high-class dining)

At least 2-3 years older than them

In some profiles they will only settle for all five.

Maybe I am very naive (cue quips), but I suddenly had this Eureka moment:

WOMEN ARE, IF ANYTHING, SHALLOWER THAN MEN WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION. <img src="http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />

Or, maybe they are socially conditioned to go for a very very narrow set of characteristics, which if true is very depressing.

No wonder I don't get any nowadays <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Nope, it's mostly written in 'GirlSpeak'.

They're looking for AlphaMan - 10 - 20% of the male population.

That's why a woman can get 'hit on' 50 times a day and still complains she can't find a decent man.

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All repressed housewives lust after Bryan Ferry.

The fact that they are all requesting Bryan Ferry suggests that they are merely taking their fantasy further than normal before rejecting potential suitors for not being Bryan Ferry.

Bryan Ferry is older than your avatar. And he spends a lot of time flyfishing. Not a catch.

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I don't think I know what an alpha male is. I haven't had any blokes not let me eat before them recently or bite my neck until I submit to them, or kill my cubs

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"over 6ft male

dark-haired

muscular or stocky male

old-school romancer male (roses, high-class dining)

At least 2-3 years older than them"

So if an escaped gorilla clutching a red rose smashed its way into The Fat Duck, he would be flattened by the rush of women?

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