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On Thursday I am undergoing a medical "procedure" that will basically involve a very long camera being shoved up my bottom by a doctor. So that the camera can see what's up there, I have to be completely empty, so I have a little satchet of powder to drink at 8.00am on Wednesday. I googled the name of it and found comments like "the pimp daddy of all laxitives", "I've finished passing my internal organs, now bone fragments are coming out" and "nurses administer this stuff to a patient sitting on the toilet while holding a stopwatch".

Just so you can all get a quick giggle at my pain, I shall use this thread like a twitter account on Wednesday, reporting everything that happens.

I will have a laptop in the toilet in case I am trapped there....

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On Thursday I am undergoing a medical "procedure" that will basically involve a very long camera being shoved up my bottom by a doctor. So that the camera can see what's up there, I have to be completely empty, so I have a little satchet of powder to drink at 8.00am on Wednesday. I googled the name of it and found comments like "the pimp daddy of all laxitives", "I've finished passing my internal organs, now bone fragments are coming out" and "nurses administer this stuff to a patient sitting on the toilet while holding a stopwatch".

Just so you can all get a quick giggle at my pain, I shall use this thread like a twitter account on Wednesday, reporting everything that happens.

I will have a laptop in the toilet in case I am trapped there....

Ask for a MPEG of the whole thing , bet you can sell it to a pornsite for a few quid! :o

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Second thoughts, I won't spill the beans on what happens.

But I had that stuff, it really does the job.

Edit: To make it a surprise.

All the beans will be spilt by me. Hopefully, I'll make it to the toilet in time.

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On Thursday I am undergoing a medical "procedure" that will basically involve a very long camera being shoved up my bottom by a doctor. So that the camera can see what's up there, I have to be completely empty, so I have a little satchet of powder to drink at 8.00am on Wednesday. I googled the name of it and found comments like "the pimp daddy of all laxitives", "I've finished passing my internal organs, now bone fragments are coming out" and "nurses administer this stuff to a patient sitting on the toilet while holding a stopwatch".

Just so you can all get a quick giggle at my pain, I shall use this thread like a twitter account on Wednesday, reporting everything that happens.

I will have a laptop in the toilet in case I am trapped there....

Is this a subtle way of telling us to look after our prostates? If so Im off to eat 10lb of cooked tomatoes for lunch.

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On Thursday I am undergoing a medical "procedure" that will basically involve a very long camera being shoved up my bottom by a doctor. So that the camera can see what's up there, I have to be completely empty, so I have a little satchet of powder to drink at 8.00am on Wednesday. I googled the name of it and found comments like "the pimp daddy of all laxitives", "I've finished passing my internal organs, now bone fragments are coming out" and "nurses administer this stuff to a patient sitting on the toilet while holding a stopwatch".

Just so you can all get a quick giggle at my pain, I shall use this thread like a twitter account on Wednesday, reporting everything that happens.

I will have a laptop in the toilet in case I am trapped there....

Say Hi to DYIV

If he puts both hands on your shoulders during insertion you know he is taking advantage :lol:

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Guest P-Diddly

You can get this low sugar Yakult over here. But not in the little 100ml shots, no! Comes in litre bottles. So I became quite addicted to these of late and had a serious nervous bowel problem for the past two months. Yes. Two months!

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If he puts both hands on your shoulders during insertion you know he is taking advantage :lol:

Hi, My name's Doctor Lance. This is my assistant, Nurse Rod.

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I remember someone at school putting laxatives into the local bullies lunch, can't remember the name of it Arsepurge 5000 or something. Left his ringpiece in tatters by all accounts.

Karma.

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I remember someone at school putting laxatives into the local bullies lunch, can't remember the name of it Arsepurge 5000 or something. Left his ringpiece in tatters by all accounts.

Karma.

:lol::lol::lol:

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See Anothosite, I told you!

I visited the loo for the last time around 8:10am and again I was passing brown water with a small number of bits in it. The last visit was more or less just warm water that sprayed out like water from a hose pipe.

No doubt I'll be posting similar comments on Wednesday :ph34r:

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No doubt I'll be posting similar comments on Wednesday :ph34r:

Nothing more refreshing than a proper good clear out. Get one of those coffee enemas afterwards too. Removes any bowel cling-ons.

This is healthy stuff.

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Guest anorthosite
Make sure you get some endoscope footage. The avatar possibilities are endless.

Years ago I had a similar procedure, only down my throat and they gave me a photo of my stomach.

I had it put on a t-shirt.

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Guest anorthosite
Apropos the laxative, how about coming to Edinburgh and spending the day at the ESPC headquarters?

No thanks. I wouldn't want to soil my own shit.

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bloody yakult ... I got half way through a pack ...and I had to bin it .... I have never known such explosive flatulence like it ...goddam random too ...and I use the tube ....... Just the shear constant volume ..... 'kin Hindenberg , and no control.

Nope........ my stomach bacteria is highly modified by years of alcohol intake..... intestinal Darwinism in an organically lethal environment . It is geared for me ....!

Why the hell I actually went out and bought some goddam leaf eating hippy's idea of a balanced gut bacterial mix ...I don't know .....Might 'ave been drunk while shopping ...... but never again.....!

All the windows open in mid winter ... not safe to use my gas cooker or smoke ....even my lodgers dog left the room

DONT

Mind you ... for about 2 weeks I did have a seat while going to work ....and I do miss the jacuzzi .

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Hope all goes well :(

As long as the staff aren't all male, with bushy moustaches and medallions, how wrong can it go? :blink:

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