Guest X-QUORK Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Since this is on constant repeat in my brain I thought I'd inflict it on everyone else. Misery likes company and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KingCharles1st Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 X-Q, used to have the same problem once. I decided that it was probably better to imagine putting it in her ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Blissfully unaware of that. I presume it's a pop song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Warwick Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I have started singing it but don't know the tune. Or the words Or if it is a tune!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DisposableHeroes Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Lyrics All the single ladies (7x) Now put your hands up Up in the club, just broke up I’m doing my own little thing Decided to dip but now you wanna trip Cuz another brother noticed me I’m up on him, he up on me Don’t pay him any attention cried my tears, after three good years Ya can’t be mad at me [Chorus] Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it [Chorus] Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips and we tated up in my Dereon jeans acting up, drink in my cup I could care less what you think I need no permission, did I mention Don’t pay him any attention Cuz you had your turn But now you gonna learn What it really feels to miss me [Chorus] Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it Don’t treat me to these things of the world I’m not that kind of girl Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve Is a man that makes me and takes me And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond Pull me into your arms Say I’m the one you want If you don’t, you’ll be alone And like a ghost I’ll be gone All the single ladies (7x) Now put your hands up [Chorus] Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it Don’t be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it So basically what the "Bootay" is saying "If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 So basically what the "Bootay" is saying "If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it" Like this? The thought that drifts immediately to everybody's mind being: what does it look like when she has a runny nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbonic Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Since this is on constant repeat in my brain I thought I'd inflict it on everyone else.Misery likes company and all that. I can picture Beyonce's (sp?) ample jugs being energetically bounced around in the video of the song (I'm easily distracted by such things), maybe you could focus on that to get the words and tune out of your head? Edit to add still from vid link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DisposableHeroes Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Like this? The thought that drifts immediately to everybody's mind being: what does it look like when she has a runny nose? Exactly Hovis. She liked it, so she put a ring on it. Now this girl is cunning, if a bit of poundage is gained she can tighten the cord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchbux Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 OK, who is going to write a new version 'I hate it, wish I'd never put a ring on it'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbonic Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I can picture Beyonce's (sp?) ample jugs being energetically bounced around in the video of the song (I'm easily distracted by such things), maybe you could focus on that to get the words and tune out of your head? I like this one better: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battenberg Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I wish she'd make up her bloody mind what to sing about. One minute she's an independent women Question: Tell me what you think about me I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely When it's all over please get up and leave Question: Tell me how you feel about this Try to control me boy you get dismissed Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills Always 50/50 in relationships The shoes on my feet I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing I've bought it The rock I'm rockin' 'Cause I depend on me If I wanted the watch you're wearin' I'll buy it The house I live in I've bought it The car I'm driving I've bought it I depend on me (I depend on me) next she's implying if he'd bought her a ring she'd still be with him! Question: Who should be buying the rings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarbonBasedLifeform Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I wish she'd make up her bloody mind what to sing about. One minute she's an independent women Question: Tell me what you think about me I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely When it's all over please get up and leave Question: Tell me how you feel about this Try to control me boy you get dismissed Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills Always 50/50 in relationships The shoes on my feet I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing I've bought it The rock I'm rockin' 'Cause I depend on me If I wanted the watch you're wearin' I'll buy it The house I live in I've bought it The car I'm driving I've bought it I depend on me (I depend on me) next she's implying if he'd bought her a ring she'd still be with him! Question: Who should be buying the rings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarbonBasedLifeform Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 I wish she'd make up her bloody mind what to sing about. One minute she's an independent women Question: Tell me what you think about me I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely When it's all over please get up and leave Question: Tell me how you feel about this Try to control me boy you get dismissed Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills Always 50/50 in relationships The shoes on my feet I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing I've bought it The rock I'm rockin' 'Cause I depend on me If I wanted the watch you're wearin' I'll buy it The house I live in I've bought it The car I'm driving I've bought it I depend on me (I depend on me) next she's implying if he'd bought her a ring she'd still be with him! Question: Who should be buying the rings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dizzy Rash Call Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Did she ever put a ring on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qetesuesi Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 I can picture Beyonce's (sp?) ample jugs being energetically bounced around in the video of the song (I'm easily distracted by such things), maybe you could focus on that to get the words and tune out of your head? Edit to add still from vid link The one on the right is a double for Tharg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 It's great being someone who does not watch TV, listens to the radio or ever goes clothes shopping when you hear about some annoying new single that gets played everywhere for a very long time ... What's even better is in a few years time when it gets played again and everyone groans and you say "I've never heard that before." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cogs Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Birds eh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 It's great being someone who does not watch TV, listens to the radio or ever goes clothes shopping when you hear about some annoying new single that gets played everywhere for a very long time ... What's even better is in a few years time when it gets played again and everyone groans and you say "I've never heard that before." Skinty you've somehow managed to create the mental image of someone who lives in a remote croft in the highlands with a bearded mountain rescue leader as partner, cutting peat for the fire, skinning and butchering stags for Sunday lunch, curing the pelts to make clothes and shrugging off the midges. Clearly you have electricity and an internet connection though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustYield Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I can picture Beyonce's (sp?) ample jugs being energetically bounced around in the video of the song (I'm easily distracted by such things), maybe you could focus on that to get the words and tune out of your head? Here you go: I'm still not sure what she wants, but frankly she looks pretty mad in the aerobics tights and big hair. Note to self: don't shag Beyonce Knowles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingding Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Does adding a ring to something signify instant ownership? For example there is a rather nice flat screen telly that I like, could I stick a small ring-binder reinforcement sticker on to it and thus claim my TV? If this is the case I will be absent for the rest of the afternoon as I will be cruising Bang and Olufsen, Aston Martin, Versace and Gulfstream with some Blu Tack and a couple of packets of Polos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Skinty you've somehow managed to create the mental image of someone who lives in a remote croft in the highlands with a bearded mountain rescue leader as partner, cutting peat for the fire, skinning and butchering stags for Sunday lunch, curing the pelts to make clothes and shrugging off the midges. Clearly you have electricity and an internet connection though.... Oh I wish (although I won't approve if Mr Skinty grows a beard, they aren't very kissable). It's my number one aim in life to be able to lead such a life though. No, I've always shunned society, TV, radio, newspapers etc. I'd find out from HPC if WWIII started ... or not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Here you go: I don't think I shall bother to expose myself to that again. That background toy 80's synthesiser sound just grates. In fact the whole production just grates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panholio Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Does adding a ring to something signify instant ownership? For example there is a rather nice flat screen telly that I like, could I stick a small ring-binder reinforcement sticker on to it and thus claim my TV? If this is the case I will be absent for the rest of the afternoon as I will be cruising Bang and Olufsen, Aston Martin, Versace and Gulfstream with some Blu Tack and a couple of packets of Polos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moley Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Those ladies seem to have forgotten to put their skirts on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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