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Since this is on constant repeat in my brain I thought I'd inflict it on everyone else.

Misery likes company and all that.

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Guest KingCharles1st

X-Q, used to have the same problem once. I decided that it was probably better to imagine putting it in her ring

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Guest DisposableHeroes

Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Lyrics

All the single ladies (7x)

Now put your hands up

Up in the club, just broke up

I’m doing my own little thing

Decided to dip but now you wanna trip

Cuz another brother noticed me

I’m up on him, he up on me

Don’t pay him any attention

cried my tears, after three good years

Ya can’t be mad at me

[Chorus]

Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Don’t be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

[Chorus]

Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Don’t be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips

and we tated up in my Dereon jeans

acting up, drink in my cup

I could care less what you think

I need no permission, did I mention

Don’t pay him any attention

Cuz you had your turn

But now you gonna learn

What it really feels to miss me

[Chorus]

Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Don’t be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Don’t treat me to these things of the world

I’m not that kind of girl

Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve

Is a man that makes me and takes me

And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond

Pull me into your arms

Say I’m the one you want

If you don’t, you’ll be alone

And like a ghost I’ll be gone

All the single ladies (7x)

Now put your hands up

[Chorus]

Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Don’t be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

So basically what the "Bootay" is saying "If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it"

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So basically what the "Bootay" is saying "If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it"

Like this?

blingBlingNoseRing200x300.jpg

The thought that drifts immediately to everybody's mind being: what does it look like when she has a runny nose?

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Since this is on constant repeat in my brain I thought I'd inflict it on everyone else.

Misery likes company and all that.

I can picture Beyonce's (sp?) ample jugs being energetically bounced around in the video of the song (I'm easily distracted by such things), maybe you could focus on that to get the words and tune out of your head?

beyonce-gal-singleladies04.jpg

Edit to add still from vid link

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Like this?

blingBlingNoseRing200x300.jpg

The thought that drifts immediately to everybody's mind being: what does it look like when she has a runny nose?

Exactly Hovis. She liked it, so she put a ring on it.

body-piercing.jpg

Now this girl is cunning, if a bit of poundage is gained she can tighten the cord.

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I can picture Beyonce's (sp?) ample jugs being energetically bounced around in the video of the song (I'm easily distracted by such things), maybe you could focus on that to get the words and tune out of your head?

I like this one better:

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I wish she'd make up her bloody mind what to sing about.

One minute she's an independent women

Question: Tell me what you think about me

I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings

Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely

When it's all over please get up and leave

Question: Tell me how you feel about this

Try to control me boy you get dismissed

Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills

Always 50/50 in relationships

The shoes on my feet

I've bought it

The clothes I'm wearing

I've bought it

The rock I'm rockin'

'Cause I depend on me

If I wanted the watch you're wearin'

I'll buy it

The house I live in

I've bought it

The car I'm driving

I've bought it

I depend on me

(I depend on me)

next she's implying if he'd bought her a ring she'd still be with him!

Question: Who should be buying the rings?

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I wish she'd make up her bloody mind what to sing about.

One minute she's an independent women

Question: Tell me what you think about me

I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings

Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely

When it's all over please get up and leave

Question: Tell me how you feel about this

Try to control me boy you get dismissed

Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills

Always 50/50 in relationships

The shoes on my feet

I've bought it

The clothes I'm wearing

I've bought it

The rock I'm rockin'

'Cause I depend on me

If I wanted the watch you're wearin'

I'll buy it

The house I live in

I've bought it

The car I'm driving

I've bought it

I depend on me

(I depend on me)

next she's implying if he'd bought her a ring she'd still be with him!

Question: Who should be buying the rings?

:lol::lol::lol:

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I wish she'd make up her bloody mind what to sing about.

One minute she's an independent women

Question: Tell me what you think about me

I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings

Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely

When it's all over please get up and leave

Question: Tell me how you feel about this

Try to control me boy you get dismissed

Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills

Always 50/50 in relationships

The shoes on my feet

I've bought it

The clothes I'm wearing

I've bought it

The rock I'm rockin'

'Cause I depend on me

If I wanted the watch you're wearin'

I'll buy it

The house I live in

I've bought it

The car I'm driving

I've bought it

I depend on me

(I depend on me)

next she's implying if he'd bought her a ring she'd still be with him!

Question: Who should be buying the rings?

:lol::lol::lol:

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I can picture Beyonce's (sp?) ample jugs being energetically bounced around in the video of the song (I'm easily distracted by such things), maybe you could focus on that to get the words and tune out of your head?

beyonce-gal-singleladies04.jpg

Edit to add still from vid link

The one on the right is a double for Tharg.

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Guest Skinty

It's great being someone who does not watch TV, listens to the radio or ever goes clothes shopping when you hear about some annoying new single that gets played everywhere for a very long time ...

What's even better is in a few years time when it gets played again and everyone groans and you say "I've never heard that before."

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It's great being someone who does not watch TV, listens to the radio or ever goes clothes shopping when you hear about some annoying new single that gets played everywhere for a very long time ...

What's even better is in a few years time when it gets played again and everyone groans and you say "I've never heard that before."

Skinty you've somehow managed to create the mental image of someone who lives in a remote croft in the highlands with a bearded mountain rescue leader as partner, cutting peat for the fire, skinning and butchering stags for Sunday lunch, curing the pelts to make clothes and shrugging off the midges.

Clearly you have electricity and an internet connection though....

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I can picture Beyonce's (sp?) ample jugs being energetically bounced around in the video of the song (I'm easily distracted by such things), maybe you could focus on that to get the words and tune out of your head?

Here you go:

I'm still not sure what she wants, but frankly she looks pretty mad in the aerobics tights and big hair.

Note to self: don't shag Beyonce Knowles.

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Does adding a ring to something signify instant ownership?

For example there is a rather nice flat screen telly that I like, could I stick a small ring-binder reinforcement sticker on to it and thus claim my TV?

If this is the case I will be absent for the rest of the afternoon as I will be cruising Bang and Olufsen, Aston Martin, Versace and Gulfstream with some Blu Tack and a couple of packets of Polos.

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Guest Skinty

Skinty you've somehow managed to create the mental image of someone who lives in a remote croft in the highlands with a bearded mountain rescue leader as partner, cutting peat for the fire, skinning and butchering stags for Sunday lunch, curing the pelts to make clothes and shrugging off the midges.

Clearly you have electricity and an internet connection though....

Oh I wish (although I won't approve if Mr Skinty grows a beard, they aren't very kissable). It's my number one aim in life to be able to lead such a life though.

No, I've always shunned society, TV, radio, newspapers etc.

I'd find out from HPC if WWIII started ... or not at all.

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Guest Skinty

Here you go:

I don't think I shall bother to expose myself to that again.

That background toy 80's synthesiser sound just grates. In fact the whole production just grates.

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Does adding a ring to something signify instant ownership?

For example there is a rather nice flat screen telly that I like, could I stick a small ring-binder reinforcement sticker on to it and thus claim my TV?

If this is the case I will be absent for the rest of the afternoon as I will be cruising Bang and Olufsen, Aston Martin, Versace and Gulfstream with some Blu Tack and a couple of packets of Polos.

:lol:

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