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The Baywatch star's 17-year-old daughter Hayley discovered her father "extremely drunk" and rang her mother ...

Nod's as good as a wink, squire. I'll be rewriting my will now, just in case the little bastards pull that one on me.

[Have a nice rest, Hoff, and make sure the curtains are drawn round your bed at all times.

Can't have all the doctors and nurses incapacitated by unrequited lust and awe]

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Nod's as good as a wink, squire. I'll be rewriting my will now, just in case the little bastards pull that one on me.

[Have a nice rest, Hoff, and make sure the curtains are drawn round your bed at all times.

Can't have all the doctors and nurses incapacitated by unrequited lust and awe]

Aha, Jethro Tull's 'Aqualung' if i'm not mistaken you prog-rock adherent, you.

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Aha, Jethro Tull's 'Aqualung' if i'm not mistaken you prog-rock adherent, you.
Hard times, old boy, hard times. Had to pop the topper and cane. Can't act the swell when everyone's on their uppers. Won't do, won't do at all.

The avvy's to remind me of the previous time we abandoned a currency, and everything mysteriously shot up , sorry was "rounded up" almost overnight.

And of course, The Hoff was only n-n-n-nineteen. If only ... no.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag...-stand-up-.html

David Hasselhoff says he wasn't drunk. He just couldn't stand up.

And he went to the hospital only because his equilibrium was so bad.

Apparently, the balance problem got better quickly.

Hasselhoff's people say he was released an hour after being treated at the hospital.

Thank God.

David, here's praying you get the help -- whatever that is -- you need.

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The Hoff during better times...

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..or you can make your own Lizzie Webb paper model (did she stand in for the Hoff in any Knight Rider episodes?)

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Alcoholism's bad shit though, no matter how you look at it.

It's nearly destroyed two of my friends but luckily one has successfully gone teetotal, and the other has moderated his drinking after numerous times waking up in random parts of Thamesmead (yeah, pissed in the 'mead and has survived lol).

If I didn't feel ill after 3 pints I reckon I'd be at risk from it cos I do love getting wasted.

TFH

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