Boomer! Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Do people realise that the bigger the pen is the easier it is to break?Are we looking at girth or length or both? I once saw a documentary on C4 about people with large members and none of them appeared that happy, one bloke had decided to become gay as he couldn't find a woman who could take it. Another one who was a porn star also said he found it hard to be satisfied because he couldn't get it all in. Would you really want a circus sized willy that's easy to break? Ive never seen a nob bigger than a baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ive never seen a nob bigger than a baby <zzzzzziiipppp> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer! Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 <zzzzzziiipppp> Took me a minute that one but well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minos Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ive never seen a nob bigger than a baby Are you sure it wasn't a babies arm holding an apple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer! Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Are you sure it wasn't a babies arm holding an apple? I want to google worlds biggest nob but the mother in law is round the house doing washing etc Can you imagine her seeing me looking for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minos Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I want to google worlds biggest nob but the mother in law is round the house doing washing etcCan you imagine her seeing me looking for that? After the initial shock, she may be intrigued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barebear Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I feel that life has been worth living when nearly 6% of pollers think I have the biggest pecker.I had to reread it a couple of times to check it didn't say 'is the biggest nob'. Then I would have expected a much higher number. The truest thing you've ever said Timmy. But I wouldnt put you down as the biggest nob. A nob yes, biggest on here no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 The truest thing you've ever said Timmy.But I wouldnt put you down as the biggest nob. A nob yes, biggest on here no. When I noticed that you had responded on this thread, without the need to look, I would have bet it would be a weak put down of me. If I'm Timmy, you're bloody close to Barry George. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosh Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Sorry chaps, been away having my nob shortened.... Have I missed anything? 2564 stitches, a bit sore but have a really novel draft excluder for my fecking garage door..... (Double garage) A poll about poles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Sorry chaps, been away having my nob shortened.... Have I missed anything?2564 stitches, a bit sore but have a really novel draft excluder for my fecking garage door..... (Double garage) A poll about poles Class. As we say in Essex. At least you dont pass out whenever you see a presentable woman now, I imagaine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest P-Diddly Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Eric could win this. Why so many votes cast for Pebble? Eric Pebble . . . . does have that sort of 70's porn actor ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest P-Diddly Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Class.As we say in Essex. At least you dont pass out whenever you see a presentable woman now, I imagaine? I lived there for a few years, in Corringham. Was digging up the local oil refinery. How the hell did you come to be living in Essex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Eric Pebble . . . . does have that sort of 70's porn actor ring to it. Sounds like some kind of slang. "I've just laid an Eric Pebble" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I lived there for a few years, in Corringham. Was digging up the local oil refinery. How the hell did you come to be living in Essex? I was born in Essex, at the straw sucking end. Then moved away when I reached 18. Thought I'd escaped. About 15 years ago, I got offered a job in Dartford: Dartford and it's surroundings are probably one of the few places in the Uk that makes south Essex look purty, so I found an empty house in Brentwood left over from the last big crash and accidentally stayed for ever more. Corrignham. Hmm. One of the guys I cycle with is from there. Some beautiful parts in the vicinity (Tilbury fort, for instance), but you do have to wear blinkers so you miss the sodding great refinery/power station etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest P-Diddly Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I was born in Essex, at the straw sucking end. Then moved away when I reached 18. Thought I'd escaped. About 15 years ago, I got offered a job in Dartford: Dartford and it's surroundings are probably one of the few places in the Uk that makes south Essex look purty, so I found an empty house in Brentwood left over from the last big crash and accidentally stayed for ever more.Corrignham. Hmm. One of the guys I cycle with is from there. Some beautiful parts in the vicinity (Tilbury fort, for instance), but you do have to wear blinkers so you miss the sodding great refinery/power station etc. Hordon-on-the-Hill, nice place. Used to dine a The Bell. Monkfish was superb. North towards Suffolk is nice. Used to work for a firm based in Braintree too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt Barlow Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Hordon-on-the-Hill, nice place. Used to dine a The Bell. Monkfish was superb.North towards Suffolk is nice. Used to work for a firm based in Braintree too. The Saffron Walden end of Essex is nice - where they used to film Lovejoy. Coincidentially I was in Long Melford today (another Lovejoy hotspot in Suffolk though...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I wouldn't know Looks like a couple of other competitors are stretching out in front of you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Shhh, Kurt and Mr P: There is an Omerta type thing that we try to make everyone else in the country think that Essex=Romford: We want to keep the good bits quiet..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt Barlow Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Shhh, Kurt and Mr P: There is an Omerta type thing that we try to make everyone else in the country think that Essex=Romford: We want to keep the good bits quiet..... ok Melchy - mums the word I shall be recommending first timers to Essex experience the delights of Loughton or Canvey Island in future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 ok Melchy - mums the word I shall be recommending first timers to Essex experience the delights of Loughton or Canvey Island in future Have you heard about the Essex girl who asked her Wayne to kiss her somewhere wet and smelly? So, they got in his Escort and drove to Canvey Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piece of paper Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 ok Melchy - mums the word I shall be recommending first timers to Essex experience the delights of Loughton or Canvey Island in future What's wrong with Vange and Pitsea? p-o-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Looks like a couple of other competitors are stretching out in front of you now. Yes, it does seem like Pebble & the Beauty have experienced a late surge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interestrateripoff Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 http://news.softpedia.com/news/This-Man-Ha...ect-76722.shtml If you view the link you'll have to enter pen is without the space to view due to censorship of medical terms! So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest pen is in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Pen is' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human pen is is 6 in (15 cm) long...Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual. But the huge pen is is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale pen is, without a girlfriend for 12 years. "When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago. So who really fancies having a large one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomer! Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 but I became burned out and disillusioned What a w@nker he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon Here he is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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