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Is Our Prime Minister A Secret Uphill Gardener?

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I love that expression "uphill gardener".

Where does it come from, who thought that up?

Urban Dictionary:

1. uphill gardener 130 up, 52 down

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...hill%20gardener

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The more polite simply refered to him as an overweight shirt-lifter. Others referred to him as the 'tail gunner'.

3. Uphill Gardener 171 up, 110 down

A fag that enjoys ******ing men up the asshole

I caught Jason beating off to gay porn; he's an uphill gardener

get this def on a mug

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4. Uphill gardener 45 up, 26 down

A term that describes a bloke who uses his tool on a gradiant or a mucky slope

woman:that bloke likes you mate

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...hill%20gardener

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HPC, home to BNP supporters, homophobes, camel toe pervs... sometimes it's like The Daily Wail crossed with The Economist on here :(

Get that c0ck out of your mouth and say what you mean!!

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i am not gay nor bi, however i do not at all for one second understand what his sexuality has got to do with anything, ditto any disabilities.

homosexuality is no longer a crime, are you objecting on religious grounds? is this a religious teachings forum now?! are you objecting that if true he is in the closet? whats the problem??

and visual or any disabilities howsoever caused are not funny + i was unpleasantly surprised at clarkson's supposed remarks, a bad example to set.

sorry to sound like Teach' but it devalues the forum's cred + which otherwise has plenty of good minds and much needed sobriety on a fairly worrying economic reality

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HPC, home to BNP supporters, homophobes, camel toe pervs... sometimes it's like The Daily Wail crossed with The Economist on here :(

some like a good laugh at the expense of minorities....others like to moan about the laughing.

people in grave situations find humour is the best medicine. PC people think laughing in the face of seriousness is an insult...its not, its a releif from the grindingly destructive situation that would otherwise destroy a person.

You can laugh at me...go on, it will do you good.

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i am not gay nor bi, however i do not at all for one second understand what his sexuality has got to do with anything, ditto any disabilities.

homosexuality is no longer a crime, are you objecting on religious grounds? is this a religious teachings forum now?! are you objecting that if true he is in the closet? whats the problem??

and visual or any disabilities howsoever caused are not funny + i was unpleasantly surprised at clarkson's supposed remarks, a bad example to set.

sorry to sound like Teach' but it devalues the forum's cred + which otherwise has plenty of good minds and much needed sobriety on a fairly worrying economic reality

its nothing...get over it.

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some like a good laugh at the expense of minorities....others like to moan about the laughing.

people in grave situations find humour is the best medicine. PC people think laughing in the face of seriousness is an insult...its not, its a releif from the grindingly destructive situation that would otherwise destroy a person.

You can laugh at me...go on, it will do you good.

You'd never make a convincing muslim

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I think the issue is, given everything you say, that a politician feels the need to stay in the closet and lie about it. Which if it's true gives lie to the claims of everything being equal now. The truth is if he had been honest and upfront he'd never have been allowed to get the job of PM. Homophobia is alive and well in the not very bright.

Agreed, it's a pain in the ass

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I think the issue is, given everything you say, that a politician feels the need to stay in the closet and lie about it. Which if it's true gives lie to the claims of everything being equal now. The truth is if he had been honest and upfront he'd never have been allowed to get the job of PM. Homophobia is alive and well in the not very bright.

is joking about gay people homophobia?

hasnt done Mandelson any harm

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You'd never make a convincing muslim

really? damn, I so hate shaving....ah well, it was worth a try.

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Guest KingCharles1st

God I hate PC

It's one of the main reasons this country's current Government has spent itself into financial Armageddon, and a very debilitating condition for the country.

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I honestly don't know, is it joking? Some of the comments seem a bit more vicious than humorous.

this IS a rufty tufty website....but which comments were vicious?

and if there are any, are they more or less vicious than those on other threads that want to see the man offed...nothing to do with his genes, but to do with what he is doing to other people?

EDIT: I also have a close friend who is gay. I also have black friends. it IS sometimes hard to pussyfoot around the language with strangers, but generally, once you get over the PC fear, you can get a lot CLOSER to these people whom your are NOT ALLOWED to converse normally with.

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