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The Dangers Of Fast Scanning Of Thread Titles On Hpc

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I was innocently but rapidly scanning the juicy titles for my daily bear food diet

& got half way through this title

Harriet Harman Tries To End Corporate Lap-dancing Tax Break

& then caught the end of the next one:-

Can Anyone Please Explain How Bank Credits And Money Creation Work

Moments later I was back-tracking as the brain refused to accept what it had absorbed.

This was not a pleasant experience & so I felt it my duty to warn all members

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Or:

Private Hotel Nightmare - Jacqui Smith, Harriet Harman & Susan Boyle - Wild

Now come on Frank, that is highly unlikely.

Three titles & one of them is from another website B)

& you didn't find a use for Yvette Cooper :(

Nil Point!

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Now come on Frank, that is highly unlikely.

Three titles & one of them is from another website B)

& you didn't find a use for Yvette Cooper :(

Nil Point!

thought is was another Laura Perv thread....the dangers of fast Caning. whipped me up into a frenzy for a moment.

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Think of those of us who browse the lo-fi version of the forum - you dont get the subtitle at all!

Some threads take some real lateral thinking to make sense of without it!

Not meaning to be facetious here but ...whats the reason for the lo-fi..?

is it because of download times?

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i see what you mean - earlier i read

"Harriet Harman Tries To End Corporate Lap-dancing Tea Break "

hideous vision of her stuck in a loop, overcome by regret, but unable to stop

nasty

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Not meaning to be facetious here but ...whats the reason for the lo-fi..?

is it because of download times?

Browsing on my mobile.

It makes it a game sometimes - try to work out what the (obviously significant) subtitle was from the content of the thread, then check and see if I got it right when I get home and view the full version on the PC

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I was innocently but rapidly scanning the juicy titles for my daily bear food diet

& got half way through this title

Harriet Harman Tries To End Corporate Lap-dancing Tax Break

& then caught the end of the next one:-

Can Anyone Please Explain How Bank Credits And Money Creation Work

Moments later I was back-tracking as the brain refused to accept what it had absorbed.

This was not a pleasant experience & so I felt it my duty to warn all members

I had a similar experience fast scanning your avatar :) *pop*

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I had a similar experience fast scanning your avatar :) *pop*

Naughty boy :)

Keep looking for the purity within yourself domo.

Never give up. Your soul will urge you on

& off

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thought is was another Laura Perv thread....the dangers of fast Caning. whipped me up into a frenzy for a moment.

I missed this earlier.

What an outrageous remark! :o

When has there ever been anything perverted posted by me?! - answer:- never.

When I think of the years I have had pervy remarks added, & now the implication is that it's all me anyway.

I'll be dealing with you later young man :angry:

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I missed this earlier.

What an outrageous remark! :o

When has there ever been anything perverted posted by me?! - answer:- never.

When I think of the years I have had pervy remarks added, & now the implication is that it's all me anyway.

I'll be dealing with you later young man :angry:

Not perverted by you.... buy the hpc'ers pervin ur threads :rolleyes:

Happened to me too... didnt read the thread for months..

Why Gold will go the same way as property

I thought they meant down :rolleyes:

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I missed this earlier.

What an outrageous remark! :o

When has there ever been anything perverted posted by me?! - answer:- never.

When I think of the years I have had pervy remarks added, & now the implication is that it's all me anyway.

I'll be dealing with you later young man :angry:

well, lets think....famously perverted thread.of course....IGNORE. filthy disgusting thread. it was temptation personified. people queued round the block just to squint at it!

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I missed this earlier.

What an outrageous remark! :o

When has there ever been anything perverted posted by me?! - answer:- never.

When I think of the years I have had pervy remarks added, & now the implication is that it's all me anyway.

I'll be dealing with you later young man :angry:

Your fan club is growing Laura.

p-o-p

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lauras' fan has a club???

Yes, it's to fund the cost of the batteries.

...........................................................

Silly mods, this time one of them went beyond reading the title it seems.

The old never-fail "& its effect on house prices" subtitle will have to brought back in the fight for justice

& we will all have to quote Kant.

I can see no other way

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Yes, it's to fund the cost of the batteries.

...........................................................

Silly mods, this time one of them went beyond reading the title it seems.

The old never-fail "& its effect on house prices" subtitle will have to brought back in the fight for justice

& we will all have to quote Kant.

I can see no other way

I feel the thread was totally relevent....misreading can cause wars....i mean...to think I even meant to suggest Laura was a Perv, when it was quite clear it was the posting that can be perverted....or changed in meaning.

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I feel the thread was totally relevent....misreading can cause wars....I mean...to think I even meant to suggest Laura was a Perv, when it was quite clear it was the posting that can be perverted....or changed in meaning.

Indeed, & here is a tragic example of misunderstanding that wiped out millions as told by the late Douglas Adams.

“It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

For instance, at the very moment Arthur said, ‘I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life style,’ a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time.

A dreadful silence fell across the conference as the commander of the Vl’hurgs, resplendent in his black jeweled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G’Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horrible be-weaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what he had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words ‘I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life style’ drifted across the conference table.

Unfortunately in the Vl’hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.

Eventually, of course, after their galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it realized that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own galaxy – now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.

For thousands more years, the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on the first planet they came across – which happened to be earth – where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.â€

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