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My entries for starters:

1. Range Rover owners/drivers who don't live on farms.

2. Ditto for any other vision blocking, child killing 4x4 (Fiat Panda 4x4 excepted unless it has blacked out "privacy" drug dealer windows.

3. Yummy mummies.

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lollipop ladies

Either they are on a power trip or they are thick as pig shlt.

They stop traffic for each individual kid instead of waiting untill there are a group of say 10 or 20 waiting, and then they have the front to f*ckin wave thankyou at me. Honestly I'd like to shove that stick up their flappy old ****.

Oh and adults who use lollipop bltches too I'd like to inject them with aids

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lollipop ladies

Either they are on a power trip or they are thick as pig shlt.

They stop traffic for each individual kid instead of waiting untill there are a group of say 10 or 20 waiting, and then they have the front to f*ckin wave thankyou at me. Honestly I'd like to shove that stick up their flappy old ****.

Oh and adults who use lollipop bltches too I'd like to inject them with aids

On my one and only visit to a gay bar (with my girlfriend for her mates party) After the floorshow- (drag artist- schoolgirl outfit- amusing if you are gay) the dancing started. I suddenly noticed that lollipops had been handed out among the clubbers so that they could be licked suggestively by 20 year old blokes desperately trying to be gay, and cool at the same time, all while dancing within "rimtouch" of other blokes doing exactly the same thing.

My question is- are these people the so called "Lollipop Bicthes?" If so, you will probably get your wish without having to do much.

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Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a ****. You're a **** now, and you've always been a ****. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger ****. Maybe have some more **** kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids ******ing out of it! What have they done? You ******ing retract that bit about my **** ******ing kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your **** ******ing kids.

Harry: Insult my ******ing kids? That's going overboard, mate!

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lollipop ladies

Either they are on a power trip or they are thick as pig shlt.

They stop traffic for each individual kid instead of waiting untill there are a group of say 10 or 20 waiting, and then they have the front to f*ckin wave thankyou at me. Honestly I'd like to shove that stick up their flappy old ****.

Oh and adults who use lollipop bltches too I'd like to inject them with aids

Inject them with AIDS :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Wins my vote for funniest post of the day.

My entrant:

Krusty... natch.

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Inject them with AIDS :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Wins my vote for funniest post of the day.

My entrant:

Krusty... natch.

Yes. Krusty's snatch is most certainly a c**t.

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The poster known as Nickelodeon because of his consistent necro-posting.

What's necro-posting? Is it from the other side?

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