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Guys and girls what do you think?

With high quality digital movies taking up considerable hard drive space these days, I'm going to delete several tens of gigabytes that is my porn collection. Goodbye to those American and East European famous starlets.

A nice girl has popped up in my life and it is extremely early stages. Also, I think this could be good for the soul by encouraging me to pursue more real life women. I am a liberal but even I would reckon that porn has some negative effects on incidences of chivalry these days.

What do you think? Good idea? Or will I regret it?

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Make sure you make backups first.

I already have mirror copies of my archives (call this "fixed capital"). Add to this 5 gigs on my laptop as my "working capital". I'm thinking of deleting the lot. It would free up some nice hard drive space too!

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Dont delete it: Be public sprirted and donate it to a teenage boy.

That is SOOOOO bloody SEXIST! :angry:

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Don't do it; you'll regret it. Who knows, maybe she's a closet porn fan. I remember the day well when I came home from work to find the missus watching my vast porn collection; she didn't mind one bit. On the contrary, in fact...

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With high quality digital movies taking up considerable hard drive space these days, I'm going to delete several tens of gigabytes that is my porn collection.

What do you think? Good idea? Or will I regret it?

I have terabytes of porn all backed up for easy access anywhere I have a computer and a free hand - it's called th'Internet.

:lol:

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I have terabytes of porn all backed up for easy access anywhere I have a computer and a free hand - it's called th'Internet.

:lol:

In a tin foil hat and bakes beans scenario, maybe having the physical stash will be more useful, could even become a commoditity to trade.

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In a tin foil hat and bakes beans scenario, maybe having the physical stash will be more useful, could even become a commoditity to trade.

Is this part of the return to old fashioned values and sense of community that people keep banging on about here? Young (sorry Anorthosite) Persons-who-may-or-may-not-be-male no longer have the bonding experience of handing round a well-thumbed, probably fairly tame, jazz mag. There is no longer the frisson and adventure of discovering a tattered copy of something tacky (eugh!) stuffed into a bush or behind a toilet cistern.

Youngsters (sorry again) are deprived just as much by this as by not getting to play outside unsupervised, dusk till dawn, or by not having any adult feel free to tell them off and clip them round the ear if they overstep boundaries. Nowadays, if you can imagine it, its only a click away. Poor kids.

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Guys and girls what do you think?

With high quality digital movies taking up considerable hard drive space these days, I'm going to delete several tens of gigabytes that is my porn collection. Goodbye to those American and East European famous starlets.

A nice girl has popped up in my life and it is extremely early stages. Also, I think this could be good for the soul by encouraging me to pursue more real life women. I am a liberal but even I would reckon that porn has some negative effects on incidences of chivalry these days.

What do you think? Good idea? Or will I regret it?

Save it. You'll need it when you're married.

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Dont delete it: Be public sprirted and donate it to a teenage boy.

Unfortunately you can't leave external hard drives in random hedges. The rain stops them working.

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Wow, you guys are incredibly dirty, I can't believe you're telling me to keep it all!

A mate of mine deleted his stash about 5 years ago. One year later he was "happily" married and a kid on the way.

A brother of a mate of mine took his huge stash of mags (maybe 15 years ago now) and took em to the top of some local hill and burned them. Apparently spotty kids would drop by for years and find some remnant of an old mag to get excited about.

I'm amazed you guys think I should keep it. Imagine the power of deleting maybe 100 gig of porn in a fraction of a second? Just like Tony and Gordo, I could become "New Man" overnight?!

+1

Perhaps also encrypt with Truecrypt as well to ensure it's not accidentally found by your new love?

Are you psychic? I already use this program! It's a good 'un I recommend to all. Always encrypt your personal data.

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Save it. You'll need it when you're married.

:lol:

Why not just get a £70(ish) 1TB external hard drive - back up your PC HDs and then stash it away somewhere. ;) You can delete your porn, knowing you`ve got a stash if you feel like going for a joss! :rolleyes:

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Wow, you guys are incredibly dirty, I can't believe you're telling me to keep it all!

A mate of mine deleted his stash about 5 years ago. One year later he was "happily" married and a kid on the way.

A brother of a mate of mine took his huge stash of mags (maybe 15 years ago now) and took em to the top of some local hill and burned them. Apparently spotty kids would drop by for years and find some remnant of an old mag to get excited about.

I'm amazed you guys think I should keep it. Imagine the power of deleting maybe 100 gig of porn in a fraction of a second? Just like Tony and Gordo, I could become "New Man" overnight?!

Are you psychic? I already use this program! It's a good 'un I recommend to all. Always encrypt your personal data.

Unless of course, the young lady is some kind of `leet HaXX0r` and has got the software needed to decode the drives. Girls and IT don`t mix? Check this link for the amazing Shannon! (In a few years she might be kinda ropey though!) :rolleyes:

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Wow, you guys are incredibly dirty, I can't believe you're telling me to keep it all!

A mate of mine deleted his stash about 5 years ago. One year later he was "happily" married and a kid on the way.

A brother of a mate of mine took his huge stash of mags (maybe 15 years ago now) and took em to the top of some local hill and burned them. Apparently spotty kids would drop by for years and find some remnant of an old mag to get excited about.

I'm amazed you guys think I should keep it. Imagine the power of deleting maybe 100 gig of porn in a fraction of a second? Just like Tony and Gordo, I could become "New Man" overnight?!

I put all my mags in for re-cycling, and donated all the story books to charity! Bet the ladies in the shop loved them...

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