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Sure chucking a potato chip out of your car window will cost you a £75 littering fine - but look what else is coming....

http://www.austriantimes.at/news/Panorama/...ned_for_farting

A 20-year-old Styrian was slapped with a 50 Euros fine when he farted as he talked to cops.

Red-faced officers booked Hansi Sporer for breaching safety and security laws when people started laughing when they heard him break wind as he chatted to officers at a rock music festival in his hometown.

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Sure chucking a potato chip out of your car window will cost you a £75 littering fine - but look what else is coming....

http://www.austriantimes.at/news/Panorama/...ned_for_farting

A 20-year-old Styrian was slapped with a 50 Euros fine when he farted as he talked to cops.

Red-faced officers booked Hansi Sporer for breaching safety and security laws when people started laughing when they heard him break wind as he chatted to officers at a rock music festival in his hometown.

Er fahrt nach Oesterreich? :lol:

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Mayhap the Austrian overreaction to farting stems from it being a habit of Hitlers when he was public speaking. The more wound up and 'shouty' he got, the more he farted, apparently.

It does bear witness to the effect of the emotions on the digestive tract. B)

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Green shop owner is fined by council...for not producing any rubbish

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...ng-rubbish.html

...

This would be the TORY council that has the worst financial management record of any council in the UK?

I look forward to the election and Dave and his mates making a b0llox of the whole economy.

PMSL

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The worst fart I ever encountered was done by a Catholic priest standing near me in a secondhand bookshop.

Holy cr@p was he a man of the touching cloth

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Holy cr@p was he a man of the touching cloth

I don't know who he was. I know he nearly poisoned me. I could taste it, as well as smell it.

I don't know what they serve in his Refectory, but I expect better than that from one in Holy Orders.

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Sure chucking a potato chip out of your car window will cost you a £75 littering fine - but look what else is coming....

http://www.austriantimes.at/news/Panorama/...ned_for_farting

A 20-year-old Styrian was slapped with a 50 Euros fine when he farted as he talked to cops.

Red-faced officers booked Hansi Sporer for breaching safety and security laws when people started laughing when they heard him break wind as he chatted to officers at a rock music festival in his hometown.

Is this "breaking" news?

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Mayhap the Austrian overreaction to farting stems from it being a habit of Hitlers when he was public speaking. The more wound up and 'shouty' he got, the more he farted, apparently.

It does bear witness to the effect of the emotions on the digestive tract. B)

most likely being a veggie,many of those i have known could be self jet propelled

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Police also discovered he was responsible for several skid marks nearby.

Only 7 posts in over a year, and you choose to post toilet humour on the OT sub forum.

I bow* before an OT-forum great. :lol:

*But gently, lest one slips out.

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Only 7 posts in over a year, and you choose to post toilet humour on the OT sub forum.

I bow* before an OT-forum great. :lol:

*But gently, lest one slips out.

What can I say, when you get a whiff of an opportunity you have to let rip. :lol:

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What can I say, when you get a whiff of an opportunity you have to let rip. :lol:

You'll do well here ;)

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You'll do well here ;)

Thanks. Posting toilet humour here is much more satisfying than racking up thanks on mse. :lol:

On another note, I find your avatar disturbing but strangely hypnotic. I don't want to look, yet I can't look away... :unsure::blink::o

Damn the Hoff and his wiley charms.

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Green shop owner is fined by council...for not producing any rubbish

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...ng-rubbish.html

FOR FUN, I AM KEEPING A BLOG OF THESE HEADLINES HERE -

http://new-world-order-news.blogspot.com/

SO ANY OF YOU LIKE WALLOWING IN THIS STUFF (HAHA), THERE YOU GO -----

DON'T MOVE TO THE WEST - ITS A POLICE STATE MUAHAHA

I love your blog - you have a picture of the Tiananmen Square massacre followed by stories about farts, litter bins and parking tickets. :lol:

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