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The Thrill Of Buying A House...

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disinformation - I am a proud dishwasher owner, and I live in rented (I know....tssssschk... this may well offend homeowners who thought they uniquely were permitted to own dishwashers)

I bought a nice tabletop version that is compatible with most kitchens, patching into the washing machine loop easily and sitting on the drain board

So your accusation that the thrill of buying a house is somehow related to being able to own a dishwasher is just that = an accusation

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indeed.

I bought a dishwasher in rented accomodation back in 2002. Been renting ever since.

Dishwashers never been plugged in if anyone is looking for a bargain... :lol:

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edit: god I'm being more stupid than normal tonight...

in the words of Michael winner - calm down dear!

Quite clearly a phone. Perhaps you've spent too long enjoying the thrills of the internet?

Not really I have the jaded sexual appetite of a 50 year old colonel.

A phone... on the bed?

Edited by Super Ted

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Quite clearly a phone. Perhaps you've spent too long enjoying the thrills of the internet?

My god, is that what you told your wife?

More importantly - did you get away with it?

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Quite clearly a phone. Perhaps you've spent too long enjoying the thrills of the internet?

do you think the ring tone is on vibrate - and is there a tin of vaseline visible in the room anywhere...?

Edited by Si1

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A bloke I know bought a pub that had been run as a bar for, shall we say, "a minority group" and found a Dalek in the beer cellar.

Ejaculate!

Ejaculate!

They do have a bit of a reputation for it:

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I guess the rest of the machine is off shot...it is a double bedroom, so there must be space for another bed/sexmachine off shot.

EDIT: not enough lube

Edited by Bloo Loo

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