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"A UK survey has revealed that myths about contraception may be widespread.

One in five women said they had heard of kitchen items, including bread, cling film and even chicken skin, being used as alternative barrier methods.

Others had heard food items such as kebabs, Coca-cola or crisps could be used as oral contraceptives.

The survey questioned 1,000 women aged 18 to 50 and was carried out by market research company Opinion Health, sponsored by Bayer Schering Pharma"

:lol::o

Cutting-edge research.

Kebabs as oral contraceptives eh? I personally do tend to avoid ladies who taste of donner, but I'm not sure that the Stella-fuelled masses are quite so discerning.

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I find the underside skin from a roast chicken perfectly adequate as a contraceptive.

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I find the underside skin from a roast chicken perfectly adequate as a contraceptive.

A quick look at a photograph of Mrs. Wilson does the job very nicely.

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"A UK survey has revealed that myths about contraception may be widespread.

One in five women said they had heard of kitchen items, including bread, cling film and even chicken skin, being used as alternative barrier methods.

Others had heard food items such as kebabs, Coca-cola or crisps could be used as oral contraceptives.

The survey questioned 1,000 women aged 18 to 50 and was carried out by market research company Opinion Health, sponsored by Bayer Schering Pharma"

:lol::o

Cutting-edge research.

Kebabs as oral contraceptives eh? I personally do tend to avoid ladies who taste of donner, but I'm not sure that the Stella-fuelled masses are quite so discerning.

well apparently coca cola is a very effective spermicide :lol::lol:

I kid you not!!

..and I guess the effervescence all adds to the sensation too!

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I find the underside skin from a roast chicken perfectly adequate as a contraceptive.

putting a portrait of anne widdecombe on your headboard and concentrating on it while lovemaking has the same effect

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I often find that McCoys crisps work as a better oral contraceptive than Walkers Crisps. I just have a packet of crisps before making love to wife, she says she cant stan the smell of my breath and then cancels the love making.

Works everytime. :lol:

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I find the underside skin from a roast chicken perfectly adequate as a contraceptive.

And the bonus is the lubricant jelly that's always there...

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As posted in the other thread:

Confirmation of the ugly & stupid theory of human speciation?

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I often find that McCoys crisps work as a better oral contraceptive than Walkers Crisps. I just have a packet of crisps before making love to wife, she says she cant stan the smell of my breath and then cancels the love making.

Works everytime. :lol:

Coming from his Lordship shouldn't that be "I just have a packet of crisps before making love to 'wife', 'she' says that 'she' can't stand the smell of my breath'?

Had imagined things might play out the other way around though, so to speak.

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Coming from his Lordship shouldn't that be "I just have a packet of crisps before making love to 'wife', 'she' says that 'she' can't stand the smell of my breath'?

Had imagined things might play out the other way around though, so to speak.

"Crouching tiger, hidden dragon breath."

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