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So, Viagra, what do you think about house prices now? dead cat bounce or a new paradigm?

btw i dont need any viagra since i'm about as likely to find a partner to get jiggy with as anne widdecombe is to get a job pole dancing.

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Guest Parry aka GOD
So, Viagra, what do you think about house prices now? dead cat bounce or a new paradigm?

btw i dont need any viagra since i'm about as likely to find a partner to get jiggy with as anne widdecombe is to get a job pole dancing.

How so?

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So, Viagra, what do you think about house prices now? dead cat bounce or a new paradigm?

btw i dont need any viagra since i'm about as likely to find a partner to get jiggy with as anne widdecombe is to get a job pole dancing.

Is that the new reality show to replace big brother???

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How so?

erm i'm probably now too old to be fanciable, at least thats the impression women give me, so dont think i'm that likely to need any blue pills nor the products of the london rubber company again in this life (unless i pay hard cash of course)

Is that the new reality show to replace big brother???

widdecombe does spearmints? [geordie 'streetwise' voiceover] It's Day Two at Spearmint Rhinos + anne's already showing promise... "Come on Anne, really tease them this time, shake them, that's it"

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Guest Parry aka GOD
The mods have stiffened their resolve and are taking a hard line.

They have been rising to the challenge of late.

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it could've been

where were we?

someone asked if there were tips on overcoming impotency with his wife, some wag replied frankly, get a woman you fancy

after that the curtain came down

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Guest Parry aka GOD
it could've been

where were we?

someone asked if there were tips on overcoming impotency with his wife, some wag replied frankly, get a woman you fancy

after that the curtain came down

I was going to recommend you could push the boat out and have a very posh w@nk if no woman is available.

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I was going to recommend you could push the boat out and have a very posh w@nk if no woman is available.

Do you have to **** your little finger to have a posh w@nk?

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I'm really miffed about that.

I wasn't interested before but I really want to read it now.

And since I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who has a financial interest in Viagra I think this obstruction to freedom of speech is something he'd be interested in.

I wouldn't want the mods to get sued under equal opportunities and hse legislation.

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Agreed, that could have been the off-topic forum's show-piece. Oh no, the mods decide to delete it. And i've still got erectile dysfunction; now i'll never know.

the answer was get a woman you fancy. i know, i know, its not very pc, but its probably the cure. the wife will understand.

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Do you have to **** your little finger to have a posh w@nk?

? **** ? Never was the sharpest tool in the box regards blankety, blank.

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I was going to recommend you could push the boat out and have a very posh w@nk if no woman is available.

its not something i can be bothered with tbh, proper partner with all the exertion and good workout or nothing, and the less i get the less i want - it just becomes like a rare odd/self-conscious activity once it becomes too rare

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Guest Parry aka GOD
the answer was get a woman you fancy. i know, i know, its not very pc, but its probably the cure. the wife will understand.

Oh, I had the same problem for over 7 years. It's okay, you just need to apply a little divorce cream to it. It soon goes away.

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