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I spent £52 yesterday, smelly stuff for bath time and got pissed as a fart, will that help?

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I spent �52 yesterday, smelly stuff for bath time and got pissed as a fart, will that help?

Most definitely, you are to be commended, plus think of the benefits for your mental health.

Were you drinking supermarket alcohol at home?

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Most definitely, you are to be commended, plus think of the benefits for your mental health.

Were you drinking supermarket alcohol at home?

No, I got inebriated in public at £3.95 per glass. Only took 4. The problem I have with kidnapping people and keeping them in your garden is that it is so damn expensive!

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No, I got inebriated in public at £3.95 per glass. Only took 4. The problem I have with kidnapping people and keeping them in your garden is that it is so damn expensive!

Well good on you for keeping the British end up

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Alistair Darling says we risk a double dip recession?

It's not a double-dip recession if the bit in between the two dips was pulled up by printing fake money, Alistair! It's one great big ******ing depression with six months of insanity in the middle.

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Ah, but was it 'British' wine for 'British' people. Helps the GDP you know.

God know's, probably been round Europe 30 times before I drank it and pissed it out (retaining the alcohol content). And so it goes :)

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Alistair Darling says we risk a double dip recession?

It's not a double-dip recession if the bit in between the two dips was pulled up by printing fake money, Alistair! It's one great big ******ing depression with six months of insanity in the middle.

It's greed, we couldn't have just one!

Who is this 'Alistair Darling' bloke?

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It's greed, we couldn't have just one!

Who is this 'Alistair Darling' bloke?

He was in Irish sitcom a few years ago and for some reason he think sthis qualifies him to run the economy.

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What about gathering it, preserving it, saving it, making it, using it, selling it. ;)

You want to buy some piss? NOT FOR SALE. I'm living in it 'til the price goes up, innit.

This is bad, but I replied to a fashion magazine question: What do you like to sleep in? 'My own piss and vomit. It didn't get published.

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You want to buy some piss? NOT FOR SALE. I'm living in it 'til the price goes up, innit.

This is bad, but I replied to a fashion magazine question: What do you like to sleep in? 'My own piss and vomit. It didn't get published.

I am not surprised....a pot is required, something well worth buying, can you use it as fertilizer?. ;)

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I am not surprised....a pot is required, something well worth buying, can you use it as fertilizer?. ;)

Now I understand 'being potless'

I don't keep anything, just let it drain away *profound moment* I will think on this.

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