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The Masked Tulip

The Botox Doctor, The Dominatrix And A Case Of Blackmail

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Guest absolutezero
You are going to have to read this article yourselves to find out the HPC connection but there is one...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...ng-sex-act.html

From the article:

Mrs Burton lived with her husband Terry in this £500,000 house in Twyford, Berkshire. A police raid of the property revealed covert recording equipment and sex toys

Oh the shame!

Living in a £500,000 house....

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Guest absolutezero
Ah, but that is not what I was referring to...

I know. She was a mortgage broker.

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Guest absolutezero
I might be able to arrange a complimentary session with a whip and a large tin of whipped cream!

Who's doing the whipping?

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Tenuous connection for your filth peddling, MT. :lol:

If more people spent their evenings tied up at home in the bedroom instead of watching property porn programmes then I think the economy would be in a better state.

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If more people spent their evenings tied up at home in the bedroom instead of watching property porn programmes then I think the economy would be in a better state.

And it would give a much-needed boost to the sashcord industry.

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If more people spent their evenings tied up at home in the bedroom instead of watching property porn programmes then I think the economy would be in a better state.

Ah! The Swansea Doctrine. :lol:

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Who's doing the whipping?

You do know Masked Tulip is a bloke, don't you? Just letting you know in case you were thinking otherwise....

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You do know Masked Tulip is a bloke, don't you? Just letting you know in case you were thinking otherwise....

Yes, he knows. That's the attraction for absolute zero.

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You do know Masked Tulip is a bloke, don't you? Just letting you know in case you were thinking otherwise....

I am led to believe that Harriet Harm-man is about to make it illegal to be a bloke in the UK. What do you mean, too late?

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