Guest Parry aka GOD Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Cheer the fvck up! Nowt but misery now on this site. Your still breathin' ain't ya?! Ban this sick filth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Cheer the fvck up!Nowt but misery now on this site. Your still breathin' ain't ya?! Ban this sick filth! Someone's getting his nuts in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I was cheered by this e-mail from Country Life: House prices rocket; Haunted house for sale; Where to buy sausages†Where to buy the best sausages The Ginger Pig 8–10 Moxon Street, London W1 or from its stall in Borough Market, London SE1 (020–7935 7788; www.thegingerpig.co.uk) The Observer Food Monthly’s Food Awards 2009 winner. Offers butchery classes London House Stores Dyffryn Ardudwy, North Wales (01341 247235) Organic, rare-breed, local sausages. Best Sausage Maker in North Wales award 2009 J. C. Douglas Quality Butchers Main Street, St Boswells, Roxburghshire (01835 822061) Winner at the Scottish Butchers Federation Annual Pork Sausage Competition 2009, and overall Scottish Pork Sausage Champion Boyton Farm Boyton, Warminster, Wiltshire (01985 850381; www.boytonfarm.co.uk) Farms its own meat, for which it is the sole retailer; Tamworths are a specialty. One of Rick Stein’s Food Heroes Crombies of Edinburgh 97 Broughton Street, Edinburgh (0131–557 0111) More than 100 different types of sausage to choose from, for the true connoisseur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I've got a new girlfriend. 26. Awesomely cute. Probably going to destroy me. Her names Num Num. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Pint Princess 2 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin, an old moped and a pair of sunglasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I was cheered by this e-mail from Country Life: House prices rocket; Haunted house for sale; Where to buy sausages†Where to buy the best sausages The Ginger Pig 8–10 Moxon Street, London W1 or from its stall in Borough Market, London SE1 (020–7935 7788; www.thegingerpig.co.uk) The Observer Food Monthly’s Food Awards 2009 winner. Offers butchery classes London House Stores Dyffryn Ardudwy, North Wales (01341 247235) Organic, rare-breed, local sausages. Best Sausage Maker in North Wales award 2009 J. C. Douglas Quality Butchers Main Street, St Boswells, Roxburghshire (01835 822061) Winner at the Scottish Butchers Federation Annual Pork Sausage Competition 2009, and overall Scottish Pork Sausage Champion Boyton Farm Boyton, Warminster, Wiltshire (01985 850381; www.boytonfarm.co.uk) Farms its own meat, for which it is the sole retailer; Tamworths are a specialty. One of Rick Stein’s Food Heroes Crombies of Edinburgh 97 Broughton Street, Edinburgh (0131–557 0111) More than 100 different types of sausage to choose from, for the true connoisseur Decent sausages! Now theres a thing of the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 King Thrombosis and his TFH cronies are doing their level best to fvck this forum up. Hence my lack of humour today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 King Thrombosis and his TFH cronies are doing their level best to fvck this forum up. Hence my lack of humour today. Sod it Quorky. Abandon ship. Just chat with me on email. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Her names Num Num. Is that her real name or what you call her because of the noise she makes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Is that her real name or what you call her because of the noise she makes? Both. Spooky I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Both. Spooky I know. "Well we've called her Num Num, we'd better make sure she earns that name" "Hmm. Let's get the neighbour to teach her." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DisposableHeroes Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Always makes me laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Aaah, some nice people at last. I feel a little calmer now. Spent five days at a Folk Festival with friends as chilled as you like and a few hours back on here has my BP racing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 "Well we've called her Num Num, we'd better make sure she earns that name""Hmm. Let's get the neighbour to teach her." Never thought of that. Good point. She is lovely. It's like putting my face in fresh flowers after seven years with The Tank! Oh to be young (well closing on middle age I guess) and in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 "Well we've called her Num Num, we'd better make sure she earns that name""Hmm. Let's get the neighbour to teach her." Numb nuts more like. Have fun and don't get too poor too quickly! Speaking of cheering the place up, Masked Tulip posted such a great picture on the breasts thread I'm going to make it my avatar, it cheers my simple brain up every time I look at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Never thought of that. Good point. She is lovely. It's like putting my face in fresh flowers after seven years with The Tank! Oh to be young (well closing on middle age I guess) and in love. Good for you Mr P. I take it you're back in Thailand and she's a local girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Speaking of cheering the place up, Masked Tulip posted such a great picture on the breasts thread I'm going to make it my avatar, it cheers my simple brain up every time I look at it. Linky please, is it work safe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Good for you Mr P. I take it you're back in Thailand and she's a local girl? Yep. I've known Namnhaw for two years now. Not getting married again mind you, but it is nice to have someone to go out with, dinner, dancing, companionship once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Numb nuts more like. Have fun and don't get too poor too quickly! Speaking of cheering the place up, Masked Tulip posted such a great picture on the breasts thread I'm going to make it my avatar, it cheers my simple brain up every time I look at it. :angry: :angry: Stupid thing won't upload, says I'm not allowed to upload that type of file (.bmp) Here's the thread. http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/ind...5&start=105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Oddly, the TFHers seem to have left this thread alone. Go watch a feelgood movie, Quork-y. Local Hero, maybe, or a funny-but-shouldnt-be one like Withnail, or In Bruges or Dark Star or Little Miss Sunshine. Dont let them get to you. In a country of 61 million or whatever, some people on the interweb are going to be either barking or will be on some sort of perverted mission to pretend they are. Do Not, under any circumstances, engage the nutters in conversation. If pressed, just agree with them that Everything is a secret plot and Nothing is as it seems, that All academics are govt or industry funded professional liars and the world is run by a secret cabal of squirrel worshipping lizzard men with only one trouser leg each (according to some random numerology whatnot). Ask them what can be done, seeing as the trouser-imparied ones hold all the power, then back out of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Yep. I've known Namnhaw for two years now. Not getting married again mind you, but it is nice to have someone to go out with, dinner, dancing, companionship once again. Nice to hear, you don't need cheering up anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 I was cheered by this e-mail from Country Life: House prices rocket; Haunted house for sale; Where to buy sausages†Where to buy the best sausages The Ginger Pig 8��"10 Moxon Street, London W1 or from its stall in Borough Market, London SE1 (020��"7935 7788; www.thegingerpig.co.uk) The Observer Food Monthly’s Food Awards 2009 winner. Offers butchery classes London House Stores Dyffryn Ardudwy, North Wales (01341 247235) Organic, rare-breed, local sausages. Best Sausage Maker in North Wales award 2009 J. C. Douglas Quality Butchers Main Street, St Boswells, Roxburghshire (01835 822061) Winner at the Scottish Butchers Federation Annual Pork Sausage Competition 2009, and overall Scottish Pork Sausage Champion Boyton Farm Boyton, Warminster, Wiltshire (01985 850381; www.boytonfarm.co.uk) Farms its own meat, for which it is the sole retailer; Tamworths are a specialty. One of Rick Stein’s Food Heroes Crombies of Edinburgh 97 Broughton Street, Edinburgh (0131��"557 0111) More than 100 different types of sausage to choose from, for the true connoisseur This is b*llsh*t. Everyone knows the best sausages come from places with 'shire' in the name, so 3 of these don't count and are probably just sainsburys economy sausages wrapped in newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skinty Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Speaking of cheering the place up, Masked Tulip posted such a great picture on the breasts thread I'm very proud of that breasts thread. I don't often start threads and they are normally quite serious and disappear without a trace after a couple of pages. All I needed to do was to mention breasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 Nice to hear, you don't need cheering up anyway! No I'm fine, it's the rest of you. I'm concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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