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give us a kiss before the pirates get us....whoops too late.

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Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable

Evil Imperialist Pervert Benefit Claimants Force African Physicist To Carry Them And Quite Nice Horses On His Shoulders While They Indulge In Disgusting Public Sexual Display Paid By Your Taxes.

Daily Mail Headline (after ownership takeover by Wealthy Arabs)

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85% of horseholders are underwater.

Renters on the other hand are well placed to ride this out.

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White Guy: Do you think the black dude can see my hand is up your skirt ?

White Bird: Of course - why do you think he is having a ham shank ?

Black Guy: Aggghhh. Vineger strokes. Love em.

Left Horse: Wish that white guy would slip his hand up my skirt.

Right Horse: Slag.

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Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable

As an aside, yesterday there was a poll asking whether there should be a publicly funded support group for transgender police in the Littlejohn column of the Daily Mail.

Apparently 73% of voters think there should.

*Whistles*

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Winston didn't mind that he didn't have a horse. He had found a bikini clad English tourist was usually game on to give him a ride on her shoulders. This one even insisted on turning round underwater and could suck coconuts through a garden hose!

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Guest theboltonfury

Captions, please...

Things haven't been going so great for Andy Cole since he retired from football.

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As an aside, yesterday there was a poll asking whether there should be a publicly funded support group for transgender police in the Littlejohn column of the Daily Mail.

Apparently 73% of voters think there should.

*Whistles*

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I'm already personally sponsoring two local bobbies...

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