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How To Know If You're A Goldbug

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If the only reason you've ever kissed a woman's neck is because she's wearing a gold necklace and you wanted to check the hallmark.

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You keeping breaking up with girls by spraying them in gold body paint.

There is an annoying Scottish guy in a tux and an Aston Martin keeps bothering you.

You drive a vintage, but surprisingly heavy, vintage roller. Actually, your oriental odd-job man drives it for you.

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Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable

You found your first golden shower to be a very disappointing experience.

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If young children in the family point to the night sky and go "to da mooon" then run around the house singing "bullion bullion bullion bullion I like bullion too"

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This thread title makes you think "Edgar Allan Poe".

He who coined the term gold bug.

Okay: if you have a gold bear called Charlie with a steamroller behind him in your avatar. :lol:

Strictly speaking though, I'm a gold bull but I like the term gold bug. My next avatar will be

of an original 19th century gold bug badge which I'll post when gold goes to USD 1200.

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If you believe the phrase 'printy printy...' logically, instantly and categorically defeats all possible intellectual counter-argument.

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If you believe the phrase 'printy printy...' logically, instantly and categorically defeats all possible intellectual counter-argument.

Oi!

That's my phrase, and I'm not a gold bug.

I'll add

You know you are a goldbug if you can't tell Injin why gold is valuable.

Oh

And you are purple in the face and foaming at the mouth because he asked you.

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Oi!

That's my phrase, and I'm not a gold bug.

I'll add

You know you are a goldbug if you can't tell Injin why gold is valuable.

Oh

And you are purple in the face and foaming at the mouth because he asked you.

All that matters Injin is sufficient numbers of other people think it valuable. What you think is invenereal.

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All that matters Injin is sufficient numbers of other people think it valuable. What you think is invenereal.

I accept that.

All I then said was this makes no sense and it's a bubble cause dby dodgy thinking and mass hysteria.

Which is fine, lets call things what they are.

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If you believe the phrase 'printy printy...' logically, instantly and categorically defeats all possible intellectual counter-argument.

:D:D

I seem to get on with virtual goldbugs the most as they seem the most switched-on & intelligent.

ps - the gold bugs have been correct so far....about everything. ;)

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:D:D

I seem to get on with virtual goldbugs the most as they seem the most switched-on & intelligent.

ps - the gold bugs have been correct so far....about everything. ;)

Let's hope they aren't correct about everything. Pyrrhic victory and all that.

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Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable
All that matters Injin is sufficient numbers of other people think it valuable. What you think is invenereal.

Are you suggesting he's not careful where he puts his c0ck?

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;)

:lol:

I have a poster of a shirtless Jim Rogers above mine. I had to take the Marc Faber one down because it scared the cat.

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