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Govt Appoint Arlene Phillips To Be 'dance Champion'

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Arlene says in China everyone does community open air dancing and tai-chi!

And we can do it here! All of us!

What with Tony's 'cafe culture' and Arlene's mass-foxtrotting, everything's going to be alright!

God Bless NuLabour!

Thamesmead residents start the day with an up tempo waltz:

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Arlene says in China everyone does community open air dancing and tai-chi!

And we can do it here! All of us!

What with Tony's 'cafe culture' and Arlene's mass-foxtrotting, everything's going to be alright!

God Bless NuLabour!

And I thought you were living up to your forum-name - the master Satirist!

( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satires_of_Juvenal )

But, alas, it is true.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...cle6794111.ece#

How can you satirise this administration :)

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And I thought you were living up to your forum-name - the master Satirist!

( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satires_of_Juvenal )

But, alas, it is true.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_...cle6794111.ece#

How can you satirise this administration :)

Dance Tsar!

Whatever next?

I'm beginning to suspect NuLabour is a branch of North Korea's government going global. :blink:

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I listened today to R4 John Waite's Face the Facts on the shortcomings of Jobcentre plus.

Stressed out staff threatened if they talk to any media; secrecy; ignorance of the awful state of things from branch level up to ministerial; 'bonus' and target culture wrecking their pathetic efforts; unions up in arms; clients feeling angry, betrayed, impotent etc.

Then I turn on the news to hear the Government's communal dancing strategy has started....

The jobless masses are to become Fred and Ginger..

What planet are we now on FFS?

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Waltz wrong with you lot? I'm sick of this Jive ;)

Taxi!

There's a bee on the rim of my tea mug. It's shortly going to find out just what the bee bop is....

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It appears she was last bankrolled by the BBC. Once youre inside the establishment, youre never out of luck for long. Truly scandalous.

I guess being able to do the splits at 65 is handy...open legs open doors policy.

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I lost my heart to a Draft Excluder..

LOL - My favourite of the day, so far..

There could be possible benefits:-

All chavs to be tagged to monitor the thrice daily compulsory chav cha-cha.

The time dancing increases with their bodyweight as measured on the centralised DSS Blobometer computer.

Pregnancy is no excuse.

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LOL - My favourite of the day, so far..

There could be possible benefits:-

All chavs to be tagged to monitor the thrice daily compulsory chav cha-cha.

The time dancing increases with their bodyweight as measured on the centralised DSS Blobometer computer.

Pregnancy is no excuse.

There will be no shortage of NR mortgagors for the lyin' dancing...

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When the revolution comes will it be a dance dance revolution?

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Arlene says in China everyone does community open air dancing and tai-chi!

This is more of a ploy to get us acting like Japan

Early morning tai-chi and open air dancing for factory workers

This relieves them of the stress they feel when the value of their home goes down every year for the next 15 and turns them into a happy slave bee.

This is the answer

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This is more of a ploy to get us acting like Japan

Early morning tai-chi and open air dancing for factory workers

This relieves them of the stress they feel when the value of their home goes down every year for the next 15 and turns them into a happy slave bee.

This is the answer

They can ****** off.

I want Sake and fetish.

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They can ****** off.

I want Sake and fetish.

Im still waiting...in your car park, in the red Mondeo...I have heavy white cake on my face to smooth it for you.

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