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Milton

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Dont mention the WAR!

The Americans have spent over $19 Trillion on defence since WW2.

(Thats $26Million dollars a day since the birth of Christ)

Britain not only sold Saddam Hussein weapons, but lent him the money to buy them.

" There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction" Dick Cheney August 2002

"As I have said throughout, I have no doubt that we will find the clearest possible evidence of weapons of mass destruction, I suggest they wait a little bit. I remain confident they will be found"

Tony Blair July 2003

"I can only tell you I believed the intelligence we had at the time"

Tony Blair 25th Jan 2004

"In 2003 the US defense department inspectorate, found the pentagon couldnt account for part of its $400 Billion annual budget, including 56 aircraft, 32 tanks, and 36 javelin missile command units, which had simply gone missing."

U.S. MILITARY DEATHS (IRAQ): 4,331

IRAQI CIVILIAN DEATHS: 151,000

'EXCESS' IRAQI DEATHS: 655,000

UK

One in three pensioners, and over 4 million children in the UK lives in poverty

Over 20% of the population is obese.

Over a third of the population earns less than £6 per hour

19 of the top 20 richest areas in England are in South East England.

The average annual income for the whole of Britain in 2003 was £16,796.

64% of students have loans. The average student in 2006 was £17561.00 in debt.

Half a million adults do not have a bank account.

In 2005 one third of families have no savings at all.

"I will not let house prices get out of control" Gordon Brown 1997

The total tax burden had increased by 51% in real terms from 1998 - 2008

The total amount charged in stamp duty has increased by 314%

Britain fell from 7th to 17th in an international comparison of reading literacy between 2000 - 2006

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Top BLitish and American Mercenaries taught the Taliban how to avoid enemy troops, lay booby traps and carry out hit and run raids from the mountains!

Of course Taliban know some/most? of the Aliied 'tactics' which is why so many Army vehicles/youngsters are getting 'trashed' by booby traps etc

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Margaret Thatcher invented a process for improving Mr. Whippy Ice Cream.

I know this is true, although after much searching I've yet to find the actual patent. It must be out there somewhere.

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Margaret Thatcher invented a process for improving Mr. Whippy Ice Cream.

I know this is true, although after much searching I've yet to find the actual patent. It must be out there somewhere.

This is true.

What she used to do was line up puppies and kittens against a wall then stare at them. This turned them into ice. Then she simply added vanilla extract.

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Guest Parry aka GOD
The bloke that played Bungle in rainbow was shagging Jane for a couple of years. Then he left and went on to play James Bond.

Did he wear the bear suit?

Was it a crotchless bear suit?

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Did he wear the bear suit?

Was it a crotchless bear suit?

This I don't know. She did look a bit of a goer though and it was the seventies. So probably.

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Margaret Thatcher invented a process for improving Mr. Whippy Ice Cream.

I know this is true, although after much searching I've yet to find the actual patent. It must be out there somewhere.

There were some in the Establishment who believed her to be a Soviet agent. The miners' strike lent credence to this because it was believed that the nation would be so split that a revolution was possible.

p-o-p

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This I don't know. She did look a bit of a goer though and it was the seventies. So probably.

If I recall correctly, my very first erotic thought was about Jane.

Bizarrely it involved Zippy rather than Bungle.

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McDonald Chicken McNuggets contain 4% meat. Far more than most people think.

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Margaret Thatcher invented a process for improving Mr. Whippy Ice Cream.

I know this is true, although after much searching I've yet to find the actual patent. It must be out there somewhere.

Nice one frozen!

I can elaborate as I remember reading something similar.

She boasted that she helped develop a process for maximising the amount of air manufacturers could add into products like yogourt (in the guagum solution etc)

ie a forerunner to give you 'less' for 'more' - exactly the process 'they' have carried on for decades in 'RIP-OFF Britian!

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No one remembers anything Mike said in the young ones.

Tweety pie was just an anoying conceited little kunt.

Last of the summer wine is the longest running TV series ever.

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The nearest two stations on the London Underground are Covent Garden and Leicester Square (Piccadilly Line). This journey is the most used throughout the whole Tube network. Ironically, it would take less time to walk the journey above-ground.

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Pigeons are the only birds that can suck water through their beaks rather than fling their heads upwards to channel the water down.

If you hold glass underwater you can cut it with scissors.

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Pluto is not a planet, it is an asteroid.

. . . . and it's comin' right at us! :(

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The bloke that played Bungle in rainbow was shagging Jane for a couple of years. Then he left and went on to play James Bond.

He is now a DJ in Bolton. That is true.

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