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Guest Parry aka GOD

. . . to stick up his bum.

Let's make a list.

I'll start.

Rolling pin

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Guest theboltonfury
. . . to stick up his bum.

Let's make a list.

I'll start.

Rolling pin

Aeriel Rollerball

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Guest theboltonfury
Now you've revealed your true colours.

It's nothing to do with that. I just will not tolerate harsh fabrics or bobbling on my sweaters.

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Guest Parry aka GOD
It's nothing to do with that. I just will not tolerate harsh fabrics or bobbling on my sweaters.

Or a massive c0ck in your bum.

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Guest Parry aka GOD
What about an aneros? I hear they're quite good.

I'm trying to save Rolf £45 plus postage and packaging here!

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Guest theboltonfury
Does Property Guru's fist count as a household object?

No, that counts as a hand attached to the end of a big ****.

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Guest Skinty
I'm trying to save Rolf £45 plus postage and packaging here!

OK, well can we extend the list to uses other than sticking up a bum?

For example an electric toothbrush with a rotating head is particularly effective when gently applied to someone's perineum.

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OK, well can we extend the list to uses other than sticking up a bum?

For example an electric toothbrush with a rotating head is particularly effective when gently applied to someone's perineum.

For those that dont know, this is the area known as the gooch

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Actually, scrub that.

If he's after a massive 'O' why doesn't he find a bloke with a massive c0ck who can go all night?

Pazza? :lol:

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Guest Parry aka GOD
Actually, scrub that.

If he's after a massive 'O' why doesn't he find a bloke with a massive c0ck who can go all night?

Pazza? :lol:

Nah . . . although I've given up with women, I'm jumping straight to beastiality.

There's a rather cute looking goat that strays into the garden, usually on a Monday.

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Nah . . . although I've given up with women, I'm jumping straight to beastiality.

There's a rather cute looking goat that strays into the garden, usually on a Monday.

Don't! It'll start off fine for a few months, then after a while it'll be putting you under pressure to buy a house.

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Guest X-QUORK
Only skinty is allowed to insert object in my anus.

She's not into that sort of subspace.

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Guest Skinty
If he's after a massive 'O' why doesn't he find a bloke with a massive c0ck who can go all night?

In computing science there's something called the Big-O notation for specifying the performance of algorithms.

Unfortunately it doesn't require the use of scratch marks ...

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Guest Skinty
You should be careful, she looks like she's holding a knife

Yay! Top marks for identifying the implement!!!

See X-quork, not everyone thinks it's a fish ...

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Yay! Top marks for identifying the implement!!!

See X-quork, not everyone thinks it's a fish ...

Not sure I'd fancy a slimy fish up the ricker either.

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