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Anyone Here Tried The "aneros"?

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Anyone tried the aneros? I'm considering getting one.

Apparently it's a medical conceived device that allows men to get the multiple dry orgasm that women have enjoyed for years.

So has anyone here tried one?

PS they are NOT gay!

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I might not google that one whilst at work. No idea what it is, anyone care to post a pic? Preferably not of it in action.

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Guest X-QUORK

Why should gay men have a monopoly on being banged up the wrong 'un?

Nothing gay about this.

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Guest Parry aka GOD
This is the funniest thread I have ever seen on HPC. :lol::lol::lol:

What do you do with the thing?

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What do you do with the thing?

Here you go, a quote from the Aneros forum.

"When I first looked at the aneros prostate toy I was unsure about what to expect. This aneros review discusses my journey from unsure to body shaking full body prostate orgasms.

After all, like most men I had a bit of a ******** aversion. I soon got over this when I started to find out more about the erotic potential of the aneros."

Edit :sp

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Device looks like a Jester's hat.

Not so easy to wash down a Jester's Hat though?

Unless a Jester's Hat is some other (not gay, no, of course not) special interest device of which i am unaware? Come to think of it, that seems quite likely to be true.

Very funny thread, btw.

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Guest Parry aka GOD
Stick it up your Ronson.

It does exactly what it says on the tin!

Good Grief!

Rolf!

What the fvck are you smokin' tonight mush, I sure hope it ain't another guy!

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Guest AuntJess

I am all for equality. Women have vibrators of all shapes and sizes, not to mention suction pumps ;) . Only fair that the guys get the means to get an effortless orgasm.

It may just be the answer to the population explosion. :rolleyes:

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Guest Parry aka GOD
I am all for equality. Women have vibrators of all shapes and sizes, not to mention suction pumps ;) . Only fair that the guys get the means to get an effortless orgasm.

It may just be the answer to the population explosion. :rolleyes:

It seems to be an explosive answer to something judging by the testamonials.

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Guest AuntJess

It wouldn't be a bad idea to hand them out to teenagers to take the edge off their 'buzzing' hormones. :rolleyes: Save a lot of heartache and unwanted pregnancies... abortions and stuff.

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It wouldn't be a bad idea to hand them out to teenagers to take the edge off their 'buzzing' hormones. :rolleyes: Save a lot of heartache and unwanted pregnancies... abortions and stuff.

Teenage lads have got by for millenia using the simple hand, no need for anus horribilis.

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I am all for equality. Women have vibrators of all shapes and sizes, not to mention suction pumps ;) . Only fair that the guys get the means to get an effortless orgasm.

It may just be the answer to the population explosion. :rolleyes:

Female masturbation aids are 'fun', 'empowering' and 'cool'. Male masturbation aids are 'creepy'. 'perverted' and 'sick'. Everyone knows that.

Okay. . . can anyone make the connection?

Actually I've heard that the whole "Richard's Gear" thing was a complete fiction invented by the media after he snubbed a News of The World journalist. On a more serious note, the lurid rumour's longevity is a testament to how powerful a hold the media has on impressionable minds.

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