rolf Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Anyone tried the aneros? I'm considering getting one. Apparently it's a medical conceived device that allows men to get the multiple dry orgasm that women have enjoyed for years. So has anyone here tried one? PS they are NOT gay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subby Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 WUM??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 PS they are NOT gay! No, not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profitofdoom Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 No, not at all. No,definitely 100% not gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worzel Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I might not google that one whilst at work. No idea what it is, anyone care to post a pic? Preferably not of it in action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Claudius Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 PS they are NOT gay! Of course not. In much the same way Alan Partridge wasn't actually attracted to Lady Boys but just found them to be 'fascinating creatures' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadman Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Wrong website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrivateerMk2 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 How could a machine be 'gay'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Why should gay men have a monopoly on being banged up the wrong 'un? Nothing gay about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Which way does it ... oh never mind. Assume the position, sir ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeine Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 lmao I had an Ibuprofen suppository once didn't really do anything for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profitofdoom Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 How could a machine be 'gay'? My son reckons the current Mrs.P's SLK is "gay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
profitofdoom Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Device looks like a Jester's hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty1080 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This is the funniest thread I have ever seen on HPC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This is the funniest thread I have ever seen on HPC. What do you do with the thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 What do you do with the thing? Stick it up your Ronson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty1080 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 What do you do with the thing? Here you go, a quote from the Aneros forum. "When I first looked at the aneros prostate toy I was unsure about what to expect. This aneros review discusses my journey from unsure to body shaking full body prostate orgasms. After all, like most men I had a bit of a ******** aversion. I soon got over this when I started to find out more about the erotic potential of the aneros." Edit :sp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Melchett Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Device looks like a Jester's hat. Not so easy to wash down a Jester's Hat though? Unless a Jester's Hat is some other (not gay, no, of course not) special interest device of which i am unaware? Come to think of it, that seems quite likely to be true. Very funny thread, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Stick it up your Ronson. It does exactly what it says on the tin! Good Grief! Rolf! What the fvck are you smokin' tonight mush, I sure hope it ain't another guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuntJess Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I am all for equality. Women have vibrators of all shapes and sizes, not to mention suction pumps . Only fair that the guys get the means to get an effortless orgasm. It may just be the answer to the population explosion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I am all for equality. Women have vibrators of all shapes and sizes, not to mention suction pumps . Only fair that the guys get the means to get an effortless orgasm.It may just be the answer to the population explosion. It seems to be an explosive answer to something judging by the testamonials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuntJess Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 It wouldn't be a bad idea to hand them out to teenagers to take the edge off their 'buzzing' hormones. Save a lot of heartache and unwanted pregnancies... abortions and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Parry aka GOD Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Okay. . . can anyone make the connection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 It wouldn't be a bad idea to hand them out to teenagers to take the edge off their 'buzzing' hormones. Save a lot of heartache and unwanted pregnancies... abortions and stuff. Teenage lads have got by for millenia using the simple hand, no need for anus horribilis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 I am all for equality. Women have vibrators of all shapes and sizes, not to mention suction pumps . Only fair that the guys get the means to get an effortless orgasm.It may just be the answer to the population explosion. Female masturbation aids are 'fun', 'empowering' and 'cool'. Male masturbation aids are 'creepy'. 'perverted' and 'sick'. Everyone knows that. Okay. . . can anyone make the connection? Actually I've heard that the whole "Richard's Gear" thing was a complete fiction invented by the media after he snubbed a News of The World journalist. On a more serious note, the lurid rumour's longevity is a testament to how powerful a hold the media has on impressionable minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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