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Applegit Is Very Twitchy!: It’s Not Cricket, Moans Former Northern Rock Chief

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That left arm doesn't look long enough.

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All that money, and he is still a miserable git.

:lol:

narcissist?

I bet every bowler who bowls to him tries extra hard, and every fielder wants to catch him, etc

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However, Applegarth received a £760,000 pay-off and also walked away with a pension pot worth £2.2million.

In 2007, he earned a total package of £1.4million, including basic pay of £690,000 and a bonus of £660,000. That year Northern Rock revealed losses of £167.6million, compared with a profit of £627million in 2006.

He has a £2.5million country mansion in the village of Matfen, in Northumberland, and a £250,000 quayside flat in Newcastle.

Married Applegarth was having a secret relationship with Amanda Smithson, an employee in the buy-to-let division, when the bank started to implode.

Its tough being a sh*t banker!

We never heard any more about Ms Smithson's BTL empire.

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That left arm doesn't look long enough.

You think he can't even reach his own, er ... ? That would explain a lot.

Edited by Scunnered

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now we have it.

a serious criminal in our midst.

and yet 22 people will play cricket with him

and people wonder where the source of "brownshirts" to subdue a rebellious population will come from.

sickening

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That left arm doesn't look long enough.

I'm thinking "Benny" the taxi driver in Total Recall. Maybe all the bankers are actually a race of aliens.

Please bear in mind this man is the pinnacle of human evolution. For his few million in wealth, the UK people are prepared to sacrifice a collective few HUNDRED BILLION in new national debt, meaning massively falling living standards, fewer hospitals, a poorer educational standard, and so on. The sooner he gets behind the wheel of a new, out-of-control ponzi scheme, the better I say.

Edited for dramatic effect.

Edited by AvidFan

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Loathsome creature, but he was just one of the patsys that are required to keep taking the competition out.

They'll be sold off by the banksters' placemen to one of the globalistas. Lloydstsbhalifaxbankofscotland or hongkongandshanghaibankingcorporation when the time is right.

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I'm less worried about Applegit, just hope he has a miserable rest of his life.

The guy I want nailed is Sir Fred the Shred.

Time for the HPC Drones to get airborne...

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Time for the HPC Drones to get airborne...

Someone is charging room service to the company, sir!

Well, we'll see about that!

Fly, my pretties! Fly! Fly!

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Loathsome creature, but he was just one of the patsys that are required to keep taking the competition out.

They'll be sold off by the banksters' placemen to one of the globalistas. Lloydstsbhalifaxbankofscotland or hongkongandshanghaibankingcorporation when the time is right.

sh*tbankofscotland has a certain ring to it.

Applegate looks like a slob, out of work chav in his cricket whites.

..oh hang on! :lol:

Edited by HostPaul TAFKA Rover2000

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I'm less worried about Applegit, just hope he has a miserable rest of his life.

The guy I want nailed is Sir Fred the Shred.

Very closely followed by "Sir" James Crosby - he is the REAL culprit behind the collapse of HBOS.... Given a knighthood for "services to Financial Services" by that uphill gardener, Gordon Broon....

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Shame he's miles away - still, there must be a few down my way that I can hurl the odd insult at in passing!

For this particular lowlife - I would choose the simple, but cutting

"Yibble Shakey.... CHOCADOOBIE"

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As for his w4nking claw - I can only imagine it has withered because the £50 notes he has been counting have drawn the moisture out of it

Edited by sbn

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As for his w4nking claw - I can only imagine it has withered because the ?50 notes he has been counting have drawn the moisture out of it

:lol::lol:

Surely someone's gotta chin the cnigget sometime soon.

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narcissist?

I bet every bowler who bowls to him tries extra hard, and every fielder wants to catch him, etc

I think an exception can be made there to the rules concerning the "Fast Leg Theory".

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They should do to him what they did Fred..... ban him from the team, the club and the ground. Who in their right mind would share a dressing room with him?

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Applecart has been out of the news for almost a year, then suddenly when he thought the coast was clear, he dons his cricket duds and starts goobing off at a reporter from the press.

He still looks an arrogant git!

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Hang on MATE. DONT associate him with all us decent 'out of work chavs' !!

+1 thats a little unfair isnt it!

Most chavs dont look like a cross between Beadle and Beadle's nob

They dont tend to play a major part in the collapse of western economies.

Some of them can play cricket.

I suppose like all good chavs, he is totally reliant on the taxpayer to provide his lifestyle.

Edited by sbn

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