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If Aliens Landed On Our Planet Tomorrow?

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Would they invite us in for a nice big cup of intergalactic tea, or would they give us a right ticking off?

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If they have any sense they're just waiting another 100 years until we've either destroyed everything or learned to live more sustainably.

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Would they invite us in for a nice big cup of intergalactic tea, or would they give us a right ticking off?

We'd find out that they were alien chavs who had got lost as everyone else of their kind knew better than to talk to strange species when out and about ...

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If they have any sense they're just waiting another 100 years until we've either destroyed everything or learned to live more sustainably.

Or invented a better kind of biscuit to go with their intergalactic tea. We just don't know what they dip in their drink.

They might be thinking ... Custard Creams?? How can they eat that stuff?!

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Would they invite us in for a nice big cup of intergalactic tea, or would they give us a right ticking off?

Nope!

They would be signed up by Slimon Crawl for The new muppetvision prog "The Galaxy's Got Talent":

Harridan Harmonium would urgently re-write her new equality act to include 'em.

And finally, Call Me Dave would demand they join Even Newer Lie-bore.

Today in Parliament would finally be worth watching!

Any disagreement or sniping and the aliens would vapourise the opposition!

:lol:

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Or invented a better kind of biscuit to go with their intergalactic tea. We just don't know what they dip in their drink.

They might be thinking ... Custard Creams?? How can they eat that stuff?!

They can talk, all that powdered potato stuff...yuk.

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Nope!

They would be signed up by Slimon Crawl for The new muppetvision prog "The Galaxy's Got Talent":

Harridan Harmonium would urgently re-write her new equality act to include 'em.

And finally, Call Me Dave would demand they join Even Newer Lie-bore.

Today in Parliament would finally be worth watching!

Any disagreement or sniping and the aliens would vapourise the opposition!

:lol:

"The Galaxy's Got Talent" I sure as hell hope you've get a patent out on that.

Dannii Minogue, is she...

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Would they invite us in for a nice big cup of intergalactic tea, or would they give us a right ticking off?

Diificult to say, but the news report should mention the price of their spaceship.

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They would head straight for the Manchester United gift shop.

The Neville brothers, do you think they were...

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After quickly reading the Qor'an and the Bible thier KING threw them both on the ground and screamed, 'The LORD, The LORD, who the fuc is he? We're Av'in it'.

Friendly Aliens indeed. Knot!

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Would they invite us in for a nice big cup of intergalactic tea, or would they give us a right ticking off?

What I don't think they'd do is say "Well spotted, I didn't think anyone would spot that monolith we left on Phobos".

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Can you believe that their Dad is called Neville Neville?

As name's go, it's not the best, but birth name and surname, phfffff. He must have grown up a tough kid, to have survived school and conceived his kids. You've got to hand it to him really.

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Would they invite us in for a nice big cup of intergalactic tea, or would they give us a right ticking off?

Neither. They'd log on and tell us about this huge conspiracy that has left them as slaves to the real aliens.

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Two useful resources on this planet, flesh and metal.

We have mined and processed much of the planets metal and formed it into easy to harvest skyscrapers and things on the surface. Very convenient!

We have bred to such a high population level that the protein crop is now at a level worth reaping.

Prepare to be rounded up into the shredding vats as great suction tubes descend from the sky and pump up the red matter.

Think about it... why else would they order us to "go forth and multiply?

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Aren't those robots?

They must be the slaves of the ever powerful race of aliens who do not show themselves but rule from afar using telepathic commands such as "Now add water and stir for 5 minutes"

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