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Would You Like A Job Locking People Up In A Fema Camp?

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As an Internment/Resettlement Specialist for the Army National Guard, you will ensure the smooth running of military confinement/correctional facility or detention/internment facility, similar to those duties conducted by civilian Corrections Officers. This will require you to know proper procedures and military law; and have the ability to think quickly in high-stress situations. Specific duties may include assisting with supervision and management operations; providing facility security; providing custody, control, supervision, and escort; and counseling individual prisoners in rehabilitative programs.

By joining this specialty, you will develop the skills that will prepare you for a rewarding career with law enforcement agencies or in the private security field.

Hmmmm......... ;)

INTERNMENT!

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What are the hours and pay like?

Do I get to walk around with a big load of jangly keys hanging off my belt? I've heard that's a real perk.

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What are the hours and pay like?

Do I get to walk around with a big load of jangly keys hanging off my belt? I've heard that's a real perk.

I want a cowboy hat, a horse and a pump action shotgun. Maybe some chewing bacca too.

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What are the hours and pay like?

Do I get to walk around with a big load of jangly keys hanging off my belt? I've heard that's a real perk.

Women that do that always have huge ar$es in those black polyester trousers.

Never been my image of you, Skinty.

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Women that do that always have huge ar$es in those black polyester trousers.

Never been my image of you, Skinty.

Good point. Maybe I could be the head warden with the leather boots and riding crop?

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Good point. Maybe I could be the head warden with the leather boots and riding crop?

Owww. . . I've acheived an erection.

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Good point. Maybe I could be the head warden with the leather boots and riding crop?

And a fish?

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I want a cowboy hat, a horse and a pump action shotgun. Maybe some chewing bacca too.

You forgot the most important part of the kit.

cool-hand-luke-2.jpg

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:lol::lol::lol:

(no I won't go there)

Nerves of steel

Muscles of iron

Knob of butter.

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Nerves of steel

Muscles of iron

Knob of butter.

Still not touching this.

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Don't worry, I've got someone that will ;)

That's what I was trying to avoid.

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Anyway, back on topic ...

Oh look, it's a fat American in his garage with an even bigger gas guzzling truck behind him talking about how the authorities have to handle the less than pleasant aspects of life. Does he think that the bodies clear themselves up?

Just puts all the conspiracy theories in context though. You can't build a hollowed out volcano without having to put up job adverts on monster.com

As to the health and safety laws nowadays ... Sheesh!

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Anyway, back on topic ...

Oh look, it's a fat American in his garage with an even bigger gas guzzling truck behind him talking about how the authorities have to handle the less than pleasant aspects of life. Does he think that the bodies clear themselves up?

Just puts all the conspiracy theories in context though. You can't build a hollowed out volcano without having to put up job adverts on monster.com

As to the health and safety laws nowadays ... Sheesh!

:lol:

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