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Why Is There No News Around?

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What's happening to all the news? Nothing is happening anywhere, and I'm reduced to reading about swarms of ladybirds in Somerset; python hunts in Florida, and one of the extras from Dad's Army kicking the bucket.

Is the world slowing down? Is there no crime and scandal because all those spiv MP's are on holiday in the Cayman Islands?

The liveliest thread on HPC is about saving money by using your semen as Prittstick, or loginandtonic's dodgy cheese problems!

There's nothing going on!!!

Why????

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What's happening to all the news? Nothing is happening anywhere, and I'm reduced to reading about swarms of ladybirds in Somerset; python hunts in Florida, and one of the extras from Dad's Army kicking the bucket.

Is the world slowing down? Is there no crime and scandal because all those spiv MP's are on holiday in the Cayman Islands?

The liveliest thread on HPC is about saving money by using your semen as Prittstick, or loginandtonic's dodgy cheese problems!

There's nothing going on!!!

Why????

Don't look now but here's the Daily Mail to scare you....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...whelms-NHS.html

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What's happening to all the news? Nothing is happening anywhere, and I'm reduced to reading about swarms of ladybirds in Somerset; python hunts in Florida, and one of the extras from Dad's Army kicking the bucket.

Is the world slowing down? Is there no crime and scandal because all those spiv MP's are on holiday in the Cayman Islands?

The liveliest thread on HPC is about saving money by using your semen as Prittstick, or loginandtonic's dodgy cheese problems!

There's nothing going on!!!

Why????

I dunno, I tried to start a thread about Gordons incompetent bafoon of a mate being made responsible for the governements ill fated investments in the banks, but got approximately no replies.

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There's nothing going on!!!

Erm, it's an annual thing called "summer". It was like this the last couple of years as well, and will no doubt be this way on an annual basis forever.

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What's happening to all the news? Nothing is happening anywhere, and I'm reduced to reading about swarms of ladybirds in Somerset; python hunts in Florida, and one of the extras from Dad's Army kicking the bucket.

Is the world slowing down? Is there no crime and scandal because all those spiv MP's are on holiday in the Cayman Islands?

The liveliest thread on HPC is about saving money by using your semen as Prittstick, or loginandtonic's dodgy cheese problems!

There's nothing going on!!!

Why????

I think the jizz Pritt stick substitute was an HPC low point though, I think, you may have started the ball rolling with your wiping your knob on the curtains comment. :lol:

I can imagine news editors leafing through stories all day, 'economy bad, economy bad, economy bad, Oo monkey playing a banjo - doh because band can no longer afford session musicians'.

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Worry not, according to Alex Jones, Obama's gonna launch a terror attack pretty soon.

Will it be in Hertfordshire- do I need bean stocks?

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Will it be in Hertfordshire- do I need bean stocks?

Would you kindly point me to the original larger version of your avatar please?

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Would you kindly point me to the original larger version of your avatar please?

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There you go. Sorry it's a pre-op one.

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There is some news.

Mandelson has finally realised the country hate his and Labours particular brand of leadership.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8173663.stm

When I say leadership I'm obviously refering to their following the advice of any hand wringing leftwing think tank/quango nonsense, that maybe okay in their fantasy land, but hasnt been relevant in the real world.

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There's nothing going on!!!

Does there have to be something going on?

News is cr@p and overated IMO. Apart from Happy News.

Surely it is when things are going on that you should be worried. As in, misdirection, shock doctrine and all that.

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What's happening to all the news? Nothing is happening anywhere, and I'm reduced to reading about swarms of ladybirds in Somerset; python hunts in Florida, and one of the extras from Dad's Army kicking the bucket.

Is the world slowing down? Is there no crime and scandal because all those spiv MP's are on holiday in the Cayman Islands?

The liveliest thread on HPC is about saving money by using your semen as Prittstick, or loginandtonic's dodgy cheese problems!

There's nothing going on!!!

Why????

Gasp :angry: how dare you.

Private Sponge (Colin Bean) was no mere extra, he had many speaking parts. His autobiography was reprinted three times.

No news indeed <_<

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/new...pte_sponge_dies

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I always felt Pt Sponge was vastly inferior to that Welsh photographer soldier, with the tombstone teeth, glasses and speech impediment.

Sponge never had real charisma.

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I always felt Pt Sponge was vastly inferior to that Welsh photographer soldier, with the tombstone teeth, glasses and speech impediment.

Sponge never had real charisma.

Method acting. He was playing a typical Tommy.

The Welsh one was good, he is of that mad mould like Sylvester McCoy and Ian McDiarmid. I'm never sure which is which in the old programmes (I thought Reg Smeaton was McCoy for years, it's McDiarmid).

Just looked him up - Talfryn Thomas.

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