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Green shoots?

I thought we were going to get a revelatory p0rn film of Damian.

We didn't get one.

I was relieved - apparently.

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Green Shoots...?

A mate of mine is a gardener.....he had a sick looking magnolia...... being going downhill for a while.....went out and bought a load of fertiliser and quick grow miracle cure.....gave it a good few big doses. Anyway a few weeks later it perked up ...big leaves and buds and flowers......proper lovely it was.

A week later it was dead..wilted away in a few days.............

Hmmmmmm? I am sure there is a point in there somewhere....

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Green Shoots...?

A mate of mine is a gardener.....he had a sick looking magnolia...... being going downhill for a while.....went out and bought a load of fertiliser and quick grow miracle cure.....gave it a good few big doses. Anyway a few weeks later it perked up ...big leaves and buds and flowers......proper lovely it was.

A week later it was dead..wilted away in a few days.............

Hmmmmmm? I am sure there is a point in there somewhere....

quantitative easing

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Green Shoots...?

A mate of mine is an EA.....he had a sick looking sales book...... being going downhill for a while.....started ramping, lying and hyping to every enquiry...... Anyway a few weeks later there seemed to be a hint of an upturn..

A week later it was dead..wilted away in a few days.............

Hmmmmmm? I am sure there is a point in there somewhere....

Too much bu11shit will finish anything off?

Edited by juvenal

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Is the Bucks Free Press one of the humorous news sites, like the Daily Mash?

To me the "High Wycombe trader says card sales could signal upturn" story, is just like a pi$ take Private Eye article. :lol:

In its day The Framley Examiner was an erratically published joy. Bits of it can still be seen here:

http://www.framleyexaminer.com/

Far more ascerbic than The Onion

I believe its writers ended-up at Viz.

Edited by happy?

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