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Garry AKA Pod

Why Aren't Fat People Thin?

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My wife is fat....she wants to be thin so I tell her " stop eating like a pig then" she gets angry and eats MORE...where is the logic?

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My wife is fat....she wants to be thin so I tell her " stop eating like a pig then" she gets angry and eats MORE...where is the logic?

Usually domestic violence is not to be encouraged. However in this situation it sounds like your bird needs a slap. Let us know how it goes.

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My wife is fat....she wants to be thin so I tell her " stop eating like a pig then" she gets angry and eats MORE...where is the logic?

send her to work on a cambodian paddy field for a year.

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send her to work on a cambodian paddy field for a year.

Are you thinking weight loss through limb relocation ?

Good plan. Thinking outside the box.

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Sorry, forgot to add. When eating a nice big cake

So it has nothing to do with a deep down unhappy feeling that makes them feel dark, so dark that everything almost seems........

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So it has nothing to do with a deep down unhappy feeling that makes them feel dark, so dark that everything almost seems........

............................ dark?

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