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Some new place in a nice area of Edinburgh. Originally marketed as 'boutique apartments'. Not sure what that means - does someone do your nails every day when you open your front door ?

Anyway - here is the sign. Amazing.

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Some new place in a nice area of Edinburgh. Originally marketed as 'boutique apartments'. Not sure what that means - does someone do your nails every day when you open your front door ?

Anyway - here is the sign. Amazing.

Ha ha, idiots. £370K?!!!!!!

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Ha ha, idiots. £370K?!!!!!!

They clearly think it is still 2007. Their website has the square footage. About £280-300 per square foot. How does that compare to anywhere else ? Anyone know.

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Some new place in a nice area of Edinburgh. Originally marketed as 'boutique apartments'. Not sure what that means - does someone do your nails every day when you open your front door ?

Anyway - here is the sign. Amazing.

the description appears to describe the 2nd bedroom as a bonus. :lol:

http://www.savills.co.uk/residentialsearch...spx?pID=N203420

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Some new place in a nice area of Edinburgh. Originally marketed as 'boutique apartments'. Not sure what that means - does someone do your nails every day when you open your front door ?

Anyway - here is the sign. Amazing.

Boutique apartments......is that because you can't sell a pokey 2 bed flar for £370,000

The bit I like most is the ONLY SIX REMAINING........out of six FFS! :lol:

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But you need to pay more attention to the sign...

These aren't just ordinary over-priced, badly built rabbit hutches.........

These are SAVILLS over-priced, badly built rabbit hutches.

Worth a lifetime of debt-slavery just for the cachet telling your freinds you bought through Savills.

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Just found the details on ourproperty.co.uk.

Sale was completed on 13th September 2007. One day before NR !! Nae luck.

Purchased for £945k. Assuming the 'penthouse' is around 700k - they hope to get £3 million in sales. :o

Pure un-adulturated greed. I hope Porter Properties Ltd make a huge loss on this..

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Boutique apartments......is that because you can't sell a pokey 2 bed flar for £370,000

The bit I like most is the ONLY SIX REMAINING........out of six FFS! :lol:

That was what got me. As for the prices ? This sort of delsusion is normal in Edinburgh.

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Actually there were 7 to start with

One has been sold (well reserved)

tim

I know - but one out of 7 is hardly anything to shove up a big red letter sign about.

And as you say it has simply been reserved. So 0 sold out of 7.

Great stuff. :lol:

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Boutique apartments......is that because you can't sell a pokey 2 bed flar for £370,000

The bit I like most is the ONLY SIX REMAINING........out of six FFS! :lol:

:D:D:D

You just COULDN'T make this up!

A brilliant symbol of the UTTER MADNESS of the last 12 years of BULLSH1T.

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Six remaining out of six eh? Guess I better jump in and flash some cash :)

It says viewing between 1 and 3pm weekends. Now just make a mental picture of some sales rep sitting there watching the clouds go by. The only sound is the wind whistling by, and the July rainfall. Anyone for suicide?

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Ha ha, idiots. £370K?!!!!!!

£370K? Bargain! We've spent more than that on a restaurant bill for a moderately big group.

£ denotes Italian Lire, so £370K was about UKP150-180 at exchange rates when I was living in .it.

[edit - helps if I don't miss a 0 off]!

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Six must be some sort of secret code with Pwopety Developes. Or is it subliminal message or maybe a Freudian slip?

I have this nearby: http://www.hartpd.co.uk/

It advertises "only 6 apartments remaining" ever since 25th March 2008 as confirmed by Internet Wayback Machine http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.hartpd.co.uk/

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