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Noooooooooo!

But now I'm worried, I've said some horrid things about her on this board, and she says:

What would your enemies say is your greatest failing?

Where enemies are concerned, I have no failings. I'm a very bad enemy – ruthless and tenacious

Run! For god's sake boys, peg it!

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This statement in the intro needs testing:

As co-presenter of Location, Location, Location, Kirstie Allsopp, 37, has helped hundreds of people buy their dream home.

It would make a great documentary to track down some of these lovelycouples and see just how well they're doing now. Right up to when the crash was undeniable, she was still routinely pushing people ten or twenty grand over their budget.

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Oh the irony.

Which famous person is your all-time greatest crush?

I do think Lily Allen and I could be friends – I like her lyrics and her realism.

The Fear

I want to be rich and I want lots of money

I don't care about clever I don't care about funny

I want loads of clothes and ******loads of diamonds

I heard people die while they are trying to find them

And I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless

'Cuz everyone knows that's how you get famous

I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror

I'm on the right track, yeah I'm on to a winner

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore

And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore

And when do you think it will all become clear?

'Cuz I'm being taken over by the Fear

Life's about film stars and less about mothers

It's all about fast cars and cussing each other

But it doesn't matter cause I'm packing plastic

And that's what makes my life so ******ing fantastic

And I am a weapon of massive consumption

And its not my fault it's how I'm programmed to function

I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror

I'm on the right track, yeah we're on to a winner

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore

And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore

And when do you think it will all become clear?

'Cuz I'm being taken over by the Fear

Forget about guns and forget ammunition

'Cuz I'm killing them all on my own little mission

Now I'm not a saint but I'm not a sinner

Now everything is cool as long as I'm getting thinner

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore

And I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore

And when do you think it will all become clear?

'Cuz I'm being taken over by the Fear

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Agghhhh!

I just saw it again!

I quite fancy Lily - but I just saw her in my mind's eye being frottaged by that dreadful inane scoop of jelly. I swear I could smell the sweat in the fold at the back of Alsopp's knees. Please help. I can see her eager darting tongue. Nooo!

Please, make it stop. I don't have any drugs. Please.

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Knowing the posters on HPC, I can promise you now theat the prospect of Krusty and Allen in a saphic lust situation will be highly divisive to this forum.

Forget global warming, forget inflation/deflation, nevermind politics. This is far more deep rooted.

This will draw a line which people will defend to the death.

Rivers of bood I tell you!!!

Mods please move off topic ASAP.

I emplore you... Think of the children.

Edited by sbn

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Knowing the posters on HPC, I can promise you now theat the prospect of Krusty and Allen in a saphic lust situation will be highly devisive to this forum.

Forget global warming, forget inflation/deflation, nevermind politics. This is far more deep rooted.

This will draw a line which people will defend to the death.

Rivers of bood I tell you!!!

Mods please move off topic ASAP.

I emplore you... Think of the children.

Off topic? D'what?

This is Krusty!

She's half the reason this site exists.

And I need help.

Ooohhh! And now I've seen your Monty Burns chicken avatar and that's joined in too, with its relentlessly questing beak.

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Off topic? D'what?

This is Krusty!

She's half the reason this site exists.

And I need help.

Ooohhh! And now I've seen your Monty Burns chicken avatar and that's joined in too, with its relentlessly questing beak.

A cloacal kiss for both the lovely ladies!

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A cloacal kiss for both the lovely ladies!

Hmm. But strictly speaking they'd need to be kissing your cloaca. Whatever I think about Krusty, I've never had her down as having a back orifice combo, like a chicken.

But having said that . . .

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Hmm. But strictly speaking they'd need to be kissing your cloaca. Whatever I think about Krusty, I've never had her down as having a back orifice combo, like a chicken.

But having said that . . .

Back Office Combo sounds like a Microsoft/KFC collaboration!

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I quite fancy Lily - but I just saw her in my mind's eye being frottaged by that dreadful inane scoop of jelly.

Does frottage rhyme with cottage or collage (French pronunciation)?

Anyone know?

Edit: While we're on the subject, how about the OP's name, noddage?

Edited by The Spaniard

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Kirsty should probably be aware of Lily Allen's previous statements that she considers house prices in this country to be too high and a major source of demotivation for young people.

- Mark, Norwich, UK, 25/7/2009 09:29

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picture this, while thinking of eating human hair:

Kirsty, draped across the red silk sheets in a fourposter, wearing only her favourite piece of clothing draped over her ample, heaving bosam, while beckoning you onto the bed with her, pouting her lips into large mushy kisses, her eyes half closed in anticipation..

you glance longingly at the landing strip pointed at you as you make your approach....

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lily alen looks very much like dawn porter...who has a fascination with breasts, who could quite like krusty in that case.

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